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Issue: 841 | 28th day of Gathering, Y20 |
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 | Look Like a Faerie Queen in 10 Easy StepsEverybody in Neopia is familiar with the elegant visage of Queen Fyora. Thousands of years old, Fyora is an extremely powerful faerie and the queen of Faerieland! Recently voted most elegant faerie for the sixtieth consecutive century, it's no wonder so many Neopians express a desire to be just like Fyora.
by umbrex |  | What the Altadorian Constellations Mean for You -3/3Welcome to the third and final installment of “What Altadorian Constellations Mean for You.” Thank you to those of you who have stuck by me during the first two volumes. I hope you will find this final piece worth the wait.
by kayahtik |  | The Ultimate Guide to Planning A Fall Slumber PartyYou wake up in your house in Neopia Central, late summer sunlight streams into your bedroom window. After eating your breakfast, you decide to take a walk...
by stars4ever33 |  | A Statistical Look at the Neocola MachineThe Neocola Machine is well known for handing out many Dr. Sloth-themed booby prizes and occasionally releasing an ultra-valuable Transmogrification Potion, but just how likely are you to get each prize?
by purplehopper |  | 10 Avocado Items for the Avocado Lover! Ah, the avocado. A green fruit containing a single, large pit. It is apparently a type of berry, but for the sake of things, we'll just call it a fruit. The flavor of the avocado is rather difficult to describe. Not exactly sweet, but not quite savory either... the avocado is truly the most unique fruit. From various foods, to beauty products, to other oddities, the avocado is a very diverse fruit that deserves to be celebrated!
by sparkgal |  | What Even is that? 20 Strange Items in NeopiaThis is an article inspired by my gallery where I'm collecting weird items!
by treblesome |  | Neopets Quiz: Month of Gathering EditionAlso by eyewan2fly
by hollywoodshowbox |  | Back To School... Ugh!Yes boys, girls, and Neopets of all ages. It’s that favorite (sarcasm) time of year once again! You know what it is, you can tell it by the smell in the air! *sniff* * sniff* *cough* No, not burning leaves and apple cider… chalk dust and pencil shavings! It’s back to school time once again!
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Headlines "The Quiggle’s Quest" by quigglebaby Quarkley the Quiggle was no cheat. Sure he liked to play Cheat, and of course he sometimes lied about which cards he was playing. That was the nature of the game, wasn’t it? Everyone does that. And yes, sometimes when playing Gormball he would hold onto it for a few extra seconds so that it was sure to explode on the next person who caught it. It wasn’t his fault they couldn’t throw it fast enough.
But Quarkley was not a cheater. Ask anyone, especially that nice young Quiggle Leeroy who runs the Coconut Shy. He would tell you and then make sure you were entertained with a completely fair game in which you were sure to win a rare prize. In fact, Quarkley himself had won a coconut once. Plenty of people had. He wasn’t so sure why everyone thought it was rigged when it was very clear it wasn’t. Of course you wouldn’t win every time. But that didn’t stop those around him from saying that all Quiggles were awful neopets with no sense of morality.
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The Quiggle’s Quest Quarkley the Quiggle was no cheat. Sure he liked to play Cheat, and of course he sometimes lied about which cards he was playing. That was the nature of the game, wasn’t it?
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The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Four Spike, Yan, Kon, Keen, Lazir, Ursula, and Julian all looked over to see where Kimmy was pointing and could see movement in the water as a pair of bone horns broke the water tension. “Kon, push us away now!” Julian shouted.
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