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Skarl Screams at Cat

Wasn't me.

by lunatic_muncher
Random Nonsense

Wait a minute...

by flapdoodles
3 Royals plus 1

Whyyyy? Who did this to me!!??

by white_tiger0226
RIP: Volunteer

Maybe not everyone is cut out for hospital work...

by peanutbuttermilk
The Goth Usul's Shoppe: Uni

A series following the goth Usul’s chaotic salesmanship

by the_anonymous_ninja
The Tournament Part 1

Pratice makes perfect! Collab with luc187 and nostalgicneopian

by kuroneko_kitty
The Floating Islanders - Darigan Yooyu

Harsh.

by yankeesrule244444456
Magic Tricks

ALAKAZAM!!

by farangtang
Changing Times

Things aren't how they used to be.

by ssjelitegirl
Cup Renegade

Altador Cup: Does anyone actually know what team he is on?

by prulletje1852
Something Has Happened! - Fire Spoon

Really? That's your suggestion?...

by jjensen687
PoogleQuest

The quest never ends!

by alevno
Faerie Bubbles: The Rubbish Dump

Last week she was wrestling for an apple core.

by flamingoez
Whale of a Good Time

Aren't they supposed to be smaller than you?

by purplegirl_2012
The First Day of Fall

What season is it? Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate
 
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"To Make An Omelette..." by dennykins
“Don’t look down,” Max willed himself, as he edged his way around the narrow cliff face. Small pieces of sandstone crumbled underfoot and tumbled down into the Tyrannian jungle far below. Max’s eyes followed them as they went, immediately not following his own advice. The world seemed to sway and shift in and out of focus, and Max struggled to retain his footing. He swallowed hard and continued his slow journey around the edge of the precipice. He rounded the corner and saw his goal in front of him – the lair of the Beast. ----------------- Earlier that day, Max had awoken with optimism. It was to be his first day at his new job guarding the Giant Omelette. Max viewed this as an opportunity to turn over a new leaf and this new opportunity represented a shift in his fortunes. He had been down on his luck recently, ever since he was asked to stop playing with his band, Jazzmosis. The other band members had decided they no longer needed any Kau bell on their tracks. Their loss. Max had been excited to meet Sabre-X, of whom he had heard so much about, but that excitement quickly dissipated when it became clear that Sabre-X was not anywhere near as interested in meeting Max. Nonetheless, it was nice to be working again, and Max tried to make the most...




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To Make An Omelette...
"'Don't look down,' Max willed himself, as he edged his way around the narrow cliff face..."

by dennykins

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Of Royal Blood
"A ship traversed throughout the Neopian seas, and Ethan's family was on it..."

by nick_and_nickette

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Slushie Slinger Recipes to Satisfy Every Craving!
It’s that time of the year again, and Altador Cup is in full swing! Despite the Void casting an air of gloom upon Neopia, the Cup is going as strong as ever. Collab with 9kas

by neoaggie99999

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1000 Avatars: How We Can Get There
In Neopia, avatars are used as a player’s display icon and are often given as rewards for completing certain tasks. Including Default and Retired avatars, TNT has released 530 avatars upon Neopia, giving achievement-hunters years worth of goals to strive for.

by gumgum101230

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Atilan
"It seemed like lecture halls just kept getting crustier. Roxton couldn’t slip in unnoticed the way he used to for the way the door squeaked, and the way the stairs squeaked, and the way the brace on his knee squeaked. People certainly noticed him..."

by quanticdreams

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Not the Best Family Reunion
"The Draik was a titan, and it rose from the murky Faerieland lake like an ancient beast awoken from ages of slumber. It waded from the deepest part of the lake towards them..."

by kayixu



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