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Issue: 201 | 29th day of Swimming, Y7

Comics

	You Have Got to Be KIDDING Me!! (Part 2!) The eternal question... Art by oniamuro by jazz_invincible
	Neopian Neophyte Good thing neomail doesn't need stamps. :P by leedom111
	The "Booby Prize Generator" That's not a winning ticket... by plushie_patches
	Notions and Nonsense I was going to give this a subtitle, but I forgot where I put it. Art by meganium94 by patjade
	NeoFun A picture is worth a thousand words! by meowth4
	A Single Scrap of Sanity Sub-Quest: Interrogate various villains for information. by frozen_fire_dragon
	Lenny Sack I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albat-querque. by ickessler
	Random Doodles ...and that guy's KING?! by the_three_scoogers
	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. Boy am I glad that war is over... by wonderweezel
	All My Pretty Ones [v1.2] OMG!! by mao_mau
	Neopian Circumstances Dear Tiyl... by nefily
	The Adventure of El Picklesaur Plushie: Episode 4 The one thing every Super Plushie needs is a Super Sidekick! by dragonball_queen
	Regrets Location, location, location. by xtrat
	Spooky HauntedClaw is very sad. by ghostkomorichu
	Irony Cafe I guess the rumors are true! by ahm6190
	D.A.I.A. Where DO Baby Neopets come from, anyway? by chikkin
	Cotton Candy Tree (of Doom!) Yay, another petpet rock joke! YAYY! by lingers
	Weapon... or Food? Taste that! by sunshine_1470
	Freak Out! Ugggh... out of cash :( by twistyness
	Neo Cappucino 3.14159265.... by raptor291
	Fond Memories: Just Hanging Just hanging? I bet you don't want to join her this time! by prettyprincesslady54
	Reality Chex Still spinning... by thessprincess
	As Much as a Bori Can Take The ultimate food for Aggrajagg. by kudou
	Unfinished Neopian There's a small problem... by genoajagscat
	The Grundo Way What some people will do just to get an avatar. by m0ogster
	Unreality Have you ever wondered... Also by cuaglar by sabretache
	T3h Praedius Praedius has a big mouth. by arttimo
	Something Has Happened AIEEEEEEE!!! Drawn by sillygirl_543 by tdyans
	Kougra Mischief Maybe faeries should be a bit smarter about who they choose to do quests for them.... by aewolf165
	Feelin' Spiffy Hee hee... still cannot find me! by purpleplayingpenguin

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Cannon Fodder?

I was appalled when I learned of a new craze sweeping the nation of Krawk Island: Petpet Cannonball! Agh! Just hearing those two words together makes me cringe. The thought of launching a helpless Petpet from the barrel end of a cannon...

Other Stories

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Arachnophobia
The Lenny grew rather attached to the Spyders. So, for each pet that walked into her store to buy a Spyder, an interview was conducted...

by shadih_temporary

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Black and White
Thirsty. Beyond thirsty. Three weeks of continuous walking, and one week of dry desert surroundings had started to take its toll...

by christinetran

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Exploring Neopia: Finding the Lost Desert Petpets
Today, I'll be leading you through the vast sand dunes of the Lost Desert, where we'll find some of the rarest petpets in all of Neopia!

by phsycoticdancer

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24 Contests for People Who Can't Win Them
Lucky for you unlucky entrants, Neopets has just released 24 new contests designed for people who can't win anything!

by pup_luv166

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EndingArrow: Part Six
The scent of burning incense reached my nostrils, murals adorned the walls, scenes of Frey's deeds, and in the centre of the room was a large boulder, like a miniature plateau...

by sara_mossflower

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A Noteworthy Adventure: Part Two
Gai and I rounded a small hill and saw a cluster of lights. By that time, my legs were screaming for rest, but I just kept telling them that we had to get to a safe place to sleep...

by cosmicfire918

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