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Issue: 210 | 30th day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	Plushie of Prosperity? wink by lauren_nina613
	Someone You'd Never Disown Awww! They love each other! by teh_luckster
	Misfits That hit the spot! by cannonsmbt
	Ai Yi Aisha You've got to be kidding... by yami13331
	Scaredy Tomato AHHHHHHHHHHH! by jazzyshizzle
	Kinky - The Strange Powers of the Turnali Frederick's eyes glow purple by raya_foxfire
	Cool Gifts Come... In Small Packets! Hooray! Art by meganium94 by pokemon_lunatic
	Living in Neopia! NEVER ask Sloth if you can have something... by sensuke
	Yummie Have your cake and eat it too. O_o by linnipooh
	Hagan's Heroics Keep it down! Also by confuzerated by sunset_rose285
	Lost... in the Tombs! Please be sure to direct any tomb related frustrations to the "Whack-a-Staff" area. by frogcooke
	As Much as a Bori Can Take The best things in life are free. by kudou
	Bad Carma Who likes puns? by armadi
	Play with Troggops & Relamus Sandy..... by gelertloverrrr
	ER Dilemma: Spun Out Many strange things are popping in at the Neopian Central Hospital....what could it mean? Art by fetedieu by seadra_princess
	Powder Guess what! by xxstreamfaeriexx
	Race Stalling Wow! by plaquenil
	Disturbeded So what if he tried to eat Fyora? by disturbeded_banana
	Lost Faerieland A little too lifelike, maybe... by fuzzykitty304
	Adventures of a Musketeer Usul So, what's it like to be a fire pet? Art by zero_is_mah_hero by johnandadam
	Cheeseroller Challenge The disadvantage of being a PEA... Story by filipino2582 by x_b0b0_x
	.Sanity.Is.Overrated. Pile of Sand Insanity!!! by blondie_chick101
	No n00bs is good n00bs Buried in a pile of scarabs? by summerschilde
	Neopian Neophyte Ph34r the chicken! :O by leedom111
	Dragon Inn Chronicles A little help here please... by dragonwind456
	The Neopian Ranger That poor Ghost Lupe gets no respect... by dragonthecat
	Korbat Comedy He's crazy... by kougra__master
	Parties and Clouds = O.O Why you rarely see parties in Faerieland... by plushiemon
	Poor Tombola Guy! Maybe you should let your pets buy what they want. by linds4y
	Petpet Battles To the rescue! by aimeilee
	Kadoatie Troubles Here you go, kitty! Art by nu_sp33dmetal by choco_strawberries
	Faux Pas I hope, for the sake of everyone, that it isn't true. by almostmaybe
	Sound Effects Happy birthday! by white_draigon

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"Normal" by pandabearb
Qually just looked at her and rubbed his nose. The Ruki rolled her eyes and started flipping through the paint samples again. Silence passed for several minutes before Qually finally jumped out of his seat. "You're right, I'm being absolutely ridiculous," he decided...

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Normal
"...Qually, what are you talking about?" Rosie, his sister, asked him, putting down the book of paint samples she was looking at. "It's summer! You don't have any homework."

by pandabearb

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The Great Turmaculus
That morning, the earth faerie, Illusen, was strolling on the Meridell hills, breathing in the crisp morning air...

by ilovehyrule

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Word Pyramid Guide
Out of tiles… out of time… and out of luck whenever you’re playing Word Pyramid? Well then, this is the guide for you. All concepts of this game are explained and advanced strategy and tactics are given. Read on!

by trailblazer20

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Ultimate Neggsweeper Guide
The motive of this game is to click on all the good neggs and avoid clicking on the bad neggs which are RED in color for it means Game Over! This game will surely challenge even the toughest players!

by sil3nt_cha0s

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The Jackals of Sakhmet- Kasha's Plot: Part One
There was nothing pleasant about the vast desert lands of the Lost Desert. It was always scorching hot and the setting sun would blind you with its blazing rays...

by arrielle5

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Ummagine: Part One
"Mggrff..." Stan groaned, as the Guards all grabbed his limbs and sat on him. Code of Thieves, Moral Lesson Number One: Never get caught.

by shadowcristal

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