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Issue: 276 | 26th day of Sleeping, Y9

Comics

	Kawaii - Meridell On second thought... by crow213
	Idle Chatter Just smile and nod... by party_hobbit
	Poor, Poor Bruno Are you sure Bruno's running away from TOWNSPEOPLE in "Bruno's Breakaway"? by vixery
	Z0MG! Call the PPL Underneath those grains of soot is a metaphorical heart. by xxkesenaitsumixx
	Off Track: Homework What's 543 divided by 3? by klipsan
	Neo-Fizz BRAINS! by spooky_cookie
	The Mind of Max High... five? by 0omythical_dragono0
	So Grey After All? - The Life of a Grey Flotsam Ho hum. by opthal
	NQ2 "Normality" But why can't we attack them? by capnpadfoot
	Fables: Listen and Learn Why do I always end up as a pile of ashes? by ann13131313131
	Cheesecake I'm gonna repeat everything you say. Art by kamikatze24 by allyssa_renne
	Things Neopians Tend to Overlook Fear me! by cinnamorollio
	Full View Striped Hat: Fearsome Battledome weapon or the latest fashion trend? by scar19
	Rank: Bone Thief! But why?! by willow_nicole
	A Happy Day In Snow Valley What's for "breakfast", Mr. Hungry Skeith? by lido_nite_racer
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Holidays... by starlet12
	Grasping At Shadows: Why Short Hair? Inspired by true events! 8D by mindsend
	Twisted Fate Note: No wockies were harmed in the making of this comic... by garfield_chubz
	The Hasees Help Each Other Oops... ^^' by optimystique
	Just Sit Nice one, Deli. Probably deserved that... by katopia12
	Life on the Edge How was your day? by iamthewalrus__
	Pete and Larry Take Over Neopia Poor Larry is just along for the ride... by dragon_and_the_fly
	Kooky Absurdity Note: Images in the map are not drawn to scale... right? by tsukuyomaru
	Disturbeded A cupcake conspiracy? by disturbeded_banana
	Krackle Cookie Stealers, beware! by _neopoints_lover_
	Batty The maximum you should hold is 50. by haunterumi
	Slorg Slime #3 After Operation Bakery, our slorg squad now faces a danger greater and more terrible than it could ever imagine. by theicyworm
	Re-enactments Omg, a talking mime! by staisums
	It Was a Dark and Meepy Night This is the classic telling of the life of a Meepit and their enemies, the Feepits... by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Wanna Play? Hide and Seek? by wirlhwind
	Bad Choices Lesson #1: When picking out a gift, consider who will be receiving it... by weirdo_number_7
	Dandilion Tails: Popular Pet Awards ... and the Winner is... Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	The Happiest Quiggle I'm also going to exercise more. My jaw muscles, that is. by nut862
	Just a Neofamily - Ghost Trouble Oh bother. by ashleyjinx
	Gnorbu Day 2007 NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! My hair!!!! by sistersmazoky
	Knowing Your Gnorbu Talking about the Shearing Day... by shettisen

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"Operation Usuki Outta Here" by 24meepit13
Living with a bunch of little sisters is really tough on a guy like me, especially since the little sisters are huge Usuki fans. My three little sisters are baby Usul triplets, and, because of their "cute looks," my owner, Katrina, spoils them with anything they want. And the only thing they want, are, yup, Usukis...

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Attempting a Surprise Party
I only had two hours left to set up for the party. It was my purple Xweetok AvaGirl101's (or Ava for short) birthday and I was throwing her a surprise party...

by broadwaybaby986

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Tiramisu and the Gems
The rainbow Kougra checked her pack for the fifth time in an hour. Everything was there – her beloved yellow Cybunny plushie, some water, some food, a healing potion, and the three gems...

by bootpelt

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Why Isn't Anyone Joining My Guild? (Part 2)
There are numerous factors. This time I dedicate my piece to a person who ultimately makes or breaks a newborn guild: the leader.

by squekepiggie123

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Morguss: Behind the Ugly
We're here at the edge of Darigan Citadel, which isn't exactly the safest place to be standing.

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by dan4884

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part Four
Well, sometimes she didn't want to be practical. Sometimes she wanted to do something wild and crazy, just to prove that she could...

by nimras23

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Another Hero's Journey: Part Three
He decided that the best way out was through the back door, which opened out to a grassy plain that led to the mountainous forest that kept Trestin, their village, partly hidden from the rest of Meridell. And at least he had left a message...

by precious_katuch14

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