Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 335 | 21st day of Running, Y10

Comics

	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XX Flying by khestrel
	One Fish, Two Fish Can't you try to look happy? by fish_puddle
	The Class of '08 Part One Starring all of your favourite comic characters! by _dead_meat_x_
	I See Dumb People ...Ugh. by runoae
	You'd Rather Eat That!? That Ummagine looks better... by superstarsusie01
	Meet the Guys Have you ever wondered what is scary enough to scare a Meepit? Now here's your answer. by nadin_lucifer_hawk
	Obtuse Lupe The Island Mystic isn't always a fortune teller, you know. by gerbilisious
	Neoquest Nightmares - Talinia's Aim Talinia learns to be humble... by lauziloges
	The Reason Why #3: Statues Uhh, it's sort of a long story... by synchroneyez
	Cola Madness Har-dee-har. by kevinlin1216
	Eat the Madness Orange Chicken by umbreon54399
	The Mystery Mystery Capsule Because everyone loves a good mystery... by kalis_coraven
	Koijuro and the Meepits - Part 4 Koijuro's neohome is being terrorised by meepits and this is just any other day... by newcomix
	Koteex's Life - A New Friend Sometimes things happen just in time. by cevierakasky
	Comic Relief - Special Animated Edition Join Puck, Zu and Tod in their (mis)adventures through Neopia. by hoeiva
	Snot Fair On second thought... by leoblaze__84
	Half Empty Look! by panther_puma
	Sketchbook I wonder why we've never seen Master's face... by sparexchange
	Neon (#5) MUMBO PANGO IS BIG!!! by zzanniezz
	The Meep Files- 2 The truth behind those innocent meepit hats. by djmaggiekolmar
	That's Weird... The Dark Faerie cackles... by __cuti3patooti3__
	Neopian Oddities: Featuring Tombstones Geez, those fangirls. by zafaraluvur_8
	Sketch Omelette Please think before painting your pet sketch. by seahorsepond
	Two and a Half Gelerts The Beauty Contest again... Art by owyll by silverqueengalaxia
	lunchbox Water does that. by nickulla
	The Art of Randomness munch by wind_whisper
	Rubbish Robber Somewhere at the Meri Acres Farm... by feverlama
	Wacky Wheel! Oh no! The Skull! by shadow_sabre_
	The (dis) Advantages of Being Ghost It's always annoying not knowing if you're on dry land or not. by bayfier
	The Red Brothers: Truly, The Meridell War You think you can defeat me?! by themuffanicmuffinman
	Baby Pteri's Easter In with the crowd by monkeybytes
	Easter Surprises Don't let this cookie crumble! Also by jess3153 by crazy_kathy
	Salt the Slorg: Screaming Contest EEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!!!!!! by summerchristmas838
	ice cubes Resist! by icecradle
	Easter Neggs? ...aren't these neggs supposted to have chocolate inside? by neofeather
	Edna's Easter Quest Happy Easter everyone!! by smockey11

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Going Once... Twice...

Sold! What does that word mean to you? Does it fill you with joy? Or does it drop your heart deeper than a Symol hole? For me personally, it means riches, fame, and glory! (well, at least riches...) Why? Because my auction is over! I am now the proud owner of more than 7,000 NP! ^_^ Ever heard of the Neopian Auction House? If so, ever considered using it? No? Well, start doing so now! That old 10,000 NP codestone you are leaving to rot (um... get old) in your shop may bring you over 7,000 NP instantly at the auctions! Still not convinced? Check out these Top 3 Reasons...

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The Super Deluxe Chokato and Strawberry Sundae
Master Vex froze as he was starting to hand over the neopoints that the Blumaroo had won. "What did you say?"

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Go fly a kite! It is more than fun; it is wonderful, fantastic, and perfect. Go fly a kite!

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Returning To Neopets In Five Easy Steps!
I do not support Doctor Frank Sloth in any shape or form.

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The Mysteries of Plushie Pets
Do plushie pets enjoy being hugged? Surely, they are hugged much more than, say, mutant pets, but do they enjoy it?

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A Better Life: Part One
The crisp wind bit painfully into the head of a young, mutant Kacheek. She stared solemnly up at the beautiful blue sky, the sun shining brightly, betraying the feeling of dread...

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The Fall and Rise of Sycaria: Part Three
The guards narrowed their eyes at him, and he could sense that they were suspicious of his intentions, as they crossed their spears to deny him passage. He was ready for this, though...

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