"400 Times The Madness" by chipmunks_rule Gunther choked on his muffin. On his back porch were four hundred copies of the Neopian Times. After swallowing, Gunter noticed a note left on one of the stacks of paper. He read it hoping for an explanation...
Three Kreludan Rocks "Don't play dumb with me," Valka snapped, slamming a hoof on his desk making the two jump. "Those three rocks you collected while you were off strutting around Kreludor."
The Neopian Times Phrases Where did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases.