"400 Times The Madness" by chipmunks_rule Gunther choked on his muffin. On his back porch were four hundred copies of the Neopian Times. After swallowing, Gunter noticed a note left on one of the stacks of paper. He read it hoping for an explanation...
The Weewoo Nest Ma says that I shouldn't sit out there for so long, since I'll catch a cold. But I told her that I haven't ever seen a cold, so how could I catch it?
The Neopian Times Phrases Where did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases.
Defenders Good, Garoo Bad Sparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice...
The Adventures of Lucy: Part Two I spent two hours at the pool, lounging around, hoping for another baby pet to show up. But none did! I couldn't be the only one in the entire hotel, could I?