Stand behind yer sheriff

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Issue: 528 | 13th day of Sleeping, Y14

Comics

	Saly's Club: Sleep Issues Every neopet has the perfect bed, right? by djudju22_8
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s 19 Wrong time, wrong impression. by alagfalaswen
	Literally ~ Faeries Xandra was right... Xandra was sooooooo right. by pirate_cove
	Compare and Contrast - Jellybeans Michelle... rescue me... by chocholatedog
	Spooky Best tasting medicine, ever! by ghostkomorichu
	Smell You Later! Forever alone... :'D by akierasu
	3 Royals plus 1 Egg is egg, no difference. by white_tiger0226
	Neo Events - The Giant Omelette I wonder what happens... by ilovepuppies31
	Battledome Adventures 2 Ezra the Sketch Lupe takes on the Flaming Meerca! by bardaandlindal
	Keep It Cool #2: Seeing the World Seeing the world might be cool... by jeanandthen9
	Frolics - Eggzactly! If I'm in the way, just roll me into a corner. Art by izzywizard by patjade
	Maybe Next Year, Kids... Being a baby pet is very tough sometimes. by belowzerokelvin
	Negg Sandwich - Hidden Tower Yay for sparkles! by bubblegoldfish
	Misguided Squid Hey! You're not a Giant Titanic Squid! Story by barir644 by tohkano
	The Lost Treasure of Geraptiku Now where do they keep the fiddles? by thegreenspark
	Painted Madness: Feeding Poe Transmogrification Potions sometimes bring unexpected side-effects to normal day-to-day activities... by kahalb
	Berry Troubles Pesky little sisters are such a pain... by xxdnhxx
	Chiavore: Part 2 How many Chias could a Chiavore eat? Part 2 by frozenicicles
	On a Thin Line: Cockroach Towers 5 NP per day! by silvergullmon77
	POUNDED- Part 1 The pound is a scary place. Part one of three. by nova_bee
	Tylus wants a Petpet, now! Will Tylus prove himself worthy of a Petpet? by x_mystichorse_x
	Frozen Dinner Don't eat it like that! by actinia
	Ventures #11 Operation T.R.E.K. Part 5. The anticlimax, for lack of a better explanation which Loange now demands. by neo_coaster363
	Locked Comics: Snowball Fight Part 2 A reason why fire pets can never play with snow... by lockednloaded21
	Invasion of Baby Buzzes The downfall of Neopia? Idea by crepe14 by airlineer
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Habitarium Plotting? by shamaela
	That's Life: Sloth Day! Happy Sloth Day! by angel_star7
	Happy Sloth Day Awww, Sloth... Idea by ruben160 by jokehr

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Taking Over Neopia

The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...

Other Stories

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Running From Royalty
"Run!" Bibbycub screamed, leaping off the swing and running away. She reached the other side of the playground and...

by _neo_kami_91

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The Sorceress's Choice
Xandra landed face first into a flower bed.

"Ow..." she mumbled...

Also by princesspesa98

by erroro

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A Special Sloth Day
Get ready, Neopians, as it is everyone's favorite holiday. The 14th day of Sleeping marks the annual entertaining and widely-celebrated day known as Sloth Appreciation Day. This day is dedicated to the one, the only, Dr. Sloth himself!

by babygirl122187

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In Praise of Mediocrity
I think that the Wheel of Mediocrity deserves a little more respect than most Neopians are willing to offer it.

by fwoogleberry

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The End: A Shoyru Tale - Part One
"I, Doctor Frank Sloth, the most intelligent creature in the universe, have returned once more. Do not panic, for it will do you no good."

by nintyplayer

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A Tale of Two Unis: Part Two
Oeur was a Princess...

But I should be one.

by cloudpuffpuff

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