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Mr. Jennings Must Die: Part Seven

Black woke to the sight of a yellow Wocky in slightly dirty pink pyjamas standing in front of him. 

It was not the sight he was expecting.

by herdygerdy

The Game of Master Hog: Part Five

'We received your message,' he said hurriedly, 'but we cannot believe what you said. Did she really suggest it was... that?'

by d_morton
The Eternal Paint Brushes: Part Four

The paint brushes were gone as well, and though Psellia didn't know what they were, if the Betrayer wanted them, it couldn't mean anything good.

by rider_galbatorix
Kings and Curses: Part Two

As soon as the Lutari had left, Esmeralda burst out laughing. "He's crazy!" 

Caspar added, grinning, "Wackier than a Weewoo."

by saphira_27

Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Three

It had been the unanimous decision of what seemed like the entire circus that because she had brought the stowaway, she was completely responsible for training him.

by rachelindea
The Mystery of the Maraquan Ball: Part Three

"I hate riddles! This is worse than the Lenny Conundrum!" Lady complained.

by wingedwithfeathers
Of Squibble Berries and Olives: Part Three

Hanso turned to see Brynn standing in the doorway, dressed in her usual—wait a minute! "Whoa, Brynn, new uniform?" he asked.

by shy_gurl1983
A House Divided Cannot Stand: Part Two

"I've had enough," Dragon repeated coldly, folding her arms and glaring at them both. "I've warned you a thousand times. Maybe if you'd listened to me, this wouldn't be happening."

by dragon_soul__
 
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