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Toast Can Save You

If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...

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Sweet Reunions
It was dinner time and, as usual, there were the petty arguments going on from none other than my fabulous four pets...

by jamice_muff_muff

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An Imaginary Friend
"Don't worry honey, you'll make plenty of friends!" said the cheerful voice of Atomasphere the Maraquan Uni, to her little sister, Mistletoe the Baby Acara...

by grapesourhorse

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Recruiting Members 101
Your guild should make a statement. It should say, "I am different. I am fun, exciting, and unique! Don't I just stand out from all those grey blobs?"

by sunny_forever

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Be Careful When Painting Polarchucks!
Polarchucks are fantastic petpets - until you paint them.

by starlet87

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Petpet Fuss
Caution: very slippery.

by labeboyse

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Spontaniety
*cough* I wouldn't talk about meepits, if I were you...

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