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The Age Old Question

Dear Neopians, I have written in today to discuss a very serious issue. Indeed, it is an age old question, almost a taboo, that no Neopet has ever dared to answer, or even question. Yes, I am here to talk to you about MAGAX. More importantly, about how he can fly. Now, I've heard many a rumour circulating about this issue, and have decided to be that Neopian, the one that questions... Nay, answers, this bizarre occurrence...

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