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"I Was Abducted by Alien Aishas!" by chesschocolate
As Aliiv stepped out of the Rainbow Fountain, she noticed something very strange. Her hands, which had been yellow only moments before, were now clad in smooth white gloves. She reached for her face and found it was encased in glass. She could see her brother, a green Grundo named Frankenst, watching her with a smirk on his face. Aliiv huffed and tried to pull the helmet off of her head, only to realize it was attached to her shirt. Stubborn as always, she continued to pull and pull, until she stumbled and fell backwards into the Fountain, whose waters were now running clear.
The Fountain Faerie giggled and reached for Aliiv. She tapped the Aisha’s collar and the glass disappeared.
“Congratulations,” said the Faerie, “You’re now an Alien Aisha!”
Aiiv gasped. Could it be true? She turned to look at her reflection in the water.
Her skin was now a glossy green. Where there had once been two antennae, there were now four, all green as her face and bouncing joyfully in the light breeze. Her eyes were dark as the night sky and shone with starlight.
“Holy Kau!” cried Aliiv. “I really am an alien!”
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