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The Committee of Normalcy in Neovia



Dear Saskori, You are cordially invited to attend the next meeting of the Committee of Normalcy in Neovia in your capacity as a Monster Tamer. Your expertise would be most appreciated. Meeting details are enclosed. Sincerely, Chairwoman Mona Hallow *** Hey Melandine! Guess what? I’m going to some super-important meeting because I’m a Monster Tamer! And you said that being a Monster Tamer wasn’t a real profession, and that twelve was too young to have a job anyway. Who’s laughing now? - Saskori *** Dearest Nathanial, My brother, have you noticed Saskori’s foul mood these past few days, since she’s attended the committee meeting? She hasn't divulged what happened there, perhaps you know? Most sincerely, Annabeth Clarke *** Dear Annabeth, Looked into things while in town, found the meeting minutes for the Committee of Normalcy in Neovia. Looks like things took a turn for the worst towards the end, you can read for yourself, I’ve sent them along with this neomail. Regards, Nathan Clarke *** Committee of Normalcy in Neovia Meeting Minutes “From a Seed, Growth” Chairwoman Mona Hallow called to order the meeting of the Committee of Normalcy in Neovia (CONIN) at 6:02pm NST on the 5th day of Hunting Y25 at Town Hall in Neovia, Haunted Woods. Secretary Thomas Carmichael conducted a roll call. The following persons were present: Committee Members: - Chairwoman Mona Hallow



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