Short Stories

	All for a Freebie Amidst the occasional scream and monstrous roar, she spotted a vase with a simple red trimming. It was perfect for her neohome. Or so it seemed... by kushbi
	It's a Slorg's Life In Bugga's Slorgs, there were many people and their neopets looking at them and all of Bugga's Slorg items. Someone, take me home, he thought... by greenjunglekitty
	Taking a Sick Day It was very early in the morning, but a certain Yellow Usul had been awake for hours, preparing. She had a huge math test at school that day and she was determined to miss it... by saphira361
	What Goes Around Comes Around... Punk As she approached the counter, she was silently going over what to say. Excuse me, ma'am. I really want that Icklesaur over there... by imaqtpie398
	Riding Desert Waves "Aww, Sage," he groaned. "I wanna do something fun." by sois_sage
	A Part of the Family 2: a Xweetok Brother Crazy listened to the playful bickering between her pets. It had been nearly three months... by guy_sebastian_crazy
	Renee and Charlie He was afraid of a lot of things, but Renee knew how to make him get up and go. The key was a white chocolate Gelert... by kittie93
	The Baby Problem Mistletoe pouted. "I can't!" she grumbled. "Don't know howta swim." by grapesourhorse
	At the End of the Rainbow It all started when I happened to be visiting Krawk Island. It had started raining, so I took refuge in the hotel... by queen_starshine
	Tales From Cabin Eight: the Creature in the Cabin Cabin Eight, however, was the worst of the lot. There seemed to be something about this cabin, a bad aura if you will... by dan4884
	Ronyshia, Princess of Ahsla When the princess walked out of the Haunted Woods, she found herself on the outskirts of the Lost Desert... by kioasakka
	My Life as a Reject "Ah, Cadbunny, you're here at last. I have your report here, and I'm afraid there are some problems with the way you were assembled." by moolyyours
	Wussy Pirates?! "Wussy pirates? Wussy pirates? WUSSY PIRATES, MY PEG LEG!" by timber_wolf_789

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14 Terrors of Typing Terror!
For starters, you would assume the avatar shouldn’t be THAT hard to achieve, especially if you type fairly well. That, however, was your first mistake...

by crazyginger83

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25 Things Not To Do At The Golden Dubloon!
As you casually edge your way to the food counter, you notice every other pet in there is staring at you. Scared yet? You should be!

by stone_dogs

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Roomies: Part One
Jhudora woke up to the smell of smoke. Jolting from her dream, she noticed that her lair (cloud and all) was being engulfed by giant red flames...

by vanessa1357924680

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Absent Anubis - Part Eight
"Told you," whispered Damien. I hated that he was right...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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One to Many
Some call it "fan art;" others call it traumatic!

by menzoberanzan

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nameless
The erasers are coming! o_0

by lightmik3000

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