Short Stories

	Assuming Kippy, you really should take a deep breath and think about the neomail you sent. by champ100543
	Lunch Time Surprise Timmy curiously sniffed his favorite lunch box. "Mom, this doesn't smell like my usual Peanut Butter and Jelly Hot Dog. What is it?" by allisanele0120
	The Wise Whoot: Blaze's Lesson Blaze looked down. The Wise Whoot had been trying to teach his new apprentice how to summon motes on command, but Blaze was struggling. by bluehamster9981
	Bird, Haggle Master It didn't help to go shopping and spend all your money on just a few things. by rhythyms
	Memoirs of a Kad Feeder Oh my gosh, have I ever mentioned how HARD kad feeding is? by averryyy
	Just Stats? "Am I just a bunch of numbers to him now? Stats that you can pass on to another person for something else?" by jdb1984
	Cold as Snow He regarded the short pink Xweetok in front of him. For a minute it seemed like he wasn't going to answer her at all, but then he spoke in an icy tone. by punctuation_ninja
	My LAST Shopping Trip to Neopia Central Well, where does one start? It was the most dreadful day of my entire life. by dave_ofwales
	Redemption: Briccriu's Tale "Hmmmph," grumbled the white Lenny, squinting at the Chia Pop and adjusting his thick-lensed glasses, "no guarantees with this." by mamasimios
	Spirit Brothers "The city is just through those vines," said Raan. "Unless you're too scared to spend the night there, big brother." by rat_terrier_lover_12
	The Greatest Backyard Adventure "Daren, it's lunch time! Come down from your tree house and have something to eat." by harmony_star19
	A Zombie-fied Candychan Tale Zombie pets seemed to have overtaken Happy Valley. by twocents

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"My LAST Shopping Trip to Neopia Central" by dave_ofwales
The wagon stopped abruptly, and who should open the door but some fool in a blue costume. Called himself the Pant Devil! Of course, I was in no position to challenge his integrity, and he demanded the item I held in mental contemplation. Now the simpler sort of folk would do as he asked, but being educated I knew how to solve this...

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Eating Healthy in a Not So Healthy Neopia
Health Food Quiggle: No! There's no secret! It is almost all common sense - just eat a balanced diet.

by koitlumm

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Well-Rounded Neopets
Is your neopet really healthy? Many Neopians nowadays have lost the essence of caring for their pets.

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by earthlingdreamz

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Molly's Story: Part Two
Molly awoke to her owner poking her in the side. When he saw she was awake, he grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and put her in the cage again.

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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A Quest for Faerieland: The Trilogy - Part Three
"The Sand Blade is the color of sand, so it's going to blend in very nicely with the dunes. We may never find it," Cellestia told them worriedly.

by xxxkodakmomentxxx

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Say... CHEESE!
Sajt and the Cheeseroller

by maryboszy

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NeoQuest II: Shopping in Phorofor
You are attacked by two dust merchants and...

by dyd_666_81

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