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Just A Normal Day In Neovia

It was a normal depressing morning in Neovia. Grey clouds that threatened rain hung low in the sky as Shopkeepers were unlocking their doors and greeting each other as they started their days in the foggy streets of Neovia.

by pokemon4ever45
Hostage

The shadows swirled around her like water escaping down a drain. They screeched at her, taunting her very existence.

by lithoxide
The League of Adventurers

But ancient Neopia is something else entirely. At any rate, it’s nice to just pretend to adventure sometimes.

by cosmicfire918
 
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The 9 Worst Jobs in Neopia



Have you ever stopped to think of all the hardworking people who keep Neopia running smoothly? There are countless characters we run into every day, most of whom we take for granted. Some of them may have it pretty easy, but others not so much. There are many out there who work at hard, boring, or even dangerous jobs to keep the rest of us happy, and what thanks do they get? None! That's why we've compiled a list of the nine worst jobs in Neopia, in the hopes that some of these underappreciated characters can get a little love and recognition. In no particular order, they are:



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Do Not Donate Your Garbage: A Polite Suggestion
Polite suggestions for Neopians...

by cherishtwilight

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Talek's Trophy Tips: Conquering Cooty Wars
Ever wondered how to get that shiny golden trophy? Or chase up that elusive avatar? With guides abound, it has never been easier to get trophies. Also by sabresfan77

by talekdolorn

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We Ought Never To Have Done It: Part Seven
In the clearing, there stands a shovel.

Also by icanhaskaila

by emblo93


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Defenders of Neopia - Where They've Been: Part Three
In the command room, red lights were blinking all over the console. One of the guards spun around in their chair and glanced at the monitors. He chose one and zoomed in.

by grimmbones7

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Of Silence: the New Plushie: Part Two
Well, most likely, plushies won't be the only things disappearing one by one...

by werelupecookies

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Weewoos
Just put the paper down...slowly...

by evelynlupin



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