Short Stories

	Like Claws on a Chalkboard An unconventional musician is determined to play at the Jaunty Jubulius Jitterbug Jazzy Jubilee Jiggy Jamboree for the Jolly Jubilation of Juliana Jetsam. by sarah_jackie
	Five More Minutes Five friends take Neopia by storm with their music! by bubbles150
	Dance of the Battle Rohane, Talina, Mipsy, and Velm find themselves in an unusual kind of battle... collab with forgottenbirthdays by platinum_marauder
	The Fat Lady Sings A theatrical troupe does their best to make a difference in Meridell by herdygerdy
	Not What You Hoped For A shy zafara decides to enter in the local talent show. Collab with muddywater1 by the_gecko_dude_ii
	Saskori and the Haunted Theater Saskori investigates a Haunted Theater, but even she's surprised at what's haunting it. by june_scarlet
	Beauty and The Pianist A bubbly dancer and cantankerous pianist are paired together for an upcoming performance... Collab with yajuta_warrior by iggy___koopa

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"Like Claws on a Chalkboard" by sarah_jackie
“No, for the last time a Trumpet of Blasting is not allowed at the concert.” Drechser opened his mouth in protest. “--and we have no need of a triangle player right now.” Hamish, a Kyrii with a perfectly coiffed tuft of red hair and a fitted sparkling blue suit sighed in frustration. “I’m sorry Drechser, I know you want to be a part of the Jaunty Jubulius Jitterbug Jazzy Jubilee Jiggy Jamboree for the Jolly Jubilation of Juliana Jetsam,” he stopped to take a deep breath. “But you’re, well, you just aren’t good enough.” The Halloween Kougra tucked back his wings and frowned. “I can practice Hamish, there’s still two weeks! I know I can get better at playing the guitar before the Jaunty Jubulius Jitterbug Jazzy Jubilee-” Before he could continue any further, Hamish shook his head and attempted to move the Kougra out of his music shop. For three years now, Drechser came every week for music lessons from Hamish.

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