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Jetsam Day: Prepared?

Jetsam have long been seen as the fierce fighters and unfriendly of Maraqua (just look at that pet picture: their fins are up and ready for a fight!), but they have been rather scarce since they became limited edition way back on the 17th Day of Hunting in Year 3 (May 17, 2001). However, every 16th Day of Collecting, a few lucky people are able to snatch up of few of these predators of the sea to add to their collection. But, what is the true...

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Asparagus and Arguments
Doctor Frank Sloth, Green Thing of Outer Space, self-proclaimed Emperor of the Stars, King of All Planets (except Neopia and Kreludor, darn them), stood on the deck of his empire, and rolled his eyes in annoyance.

by jubub33

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Scars: Corruption
"Here's where I think it started. See, heroes don't morph into traitorous villains overnight..."

by cpmtiger

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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part One
Valka: Commander Valka to Gorix; I need a volunteer.

Gorix: Gorix back to Valka; I read you loud and clear.

by rosabellk

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The Greatest Story Never Told: Part Three
"We've had plenty of adventures, Seb! And they were fun, perhaps not as dangerous or as stupid, but they were still fun."

by tanikagillam

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Dinner
Sometime you just don't want to know.

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