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 | The Day The Plushies Took Over!: Part One"This can't be. Where is everything? Why is it all plushie? What's wrong!"
by poopdoo134 |  | The Path to Freedom: Part OneSampson wasn’t good at anything. All the other pets, like their owner, were
superstars. Sampson was not. He was just the normal, unpainted, lousy-at-everything
pet, at least according to all the others. And what hurt Sampson the most was
that they were right...
by bathschool123 |  | The Fall of Qasala: Part One“My spies tell me that their ruler, Princess Amira, apparently isn’t
content with just Sakhmet. She has this idea that she rules over the entire
Desert. To enforce her rule, she’s sent out armies to conquer any ‘renegade
cities’ that might have hidden themselves from her eye.”
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A Meepit's Plea
Dear Neopian, Being a Meepit is not easy. The constant petting, hugging, and adoration from Meepit fans is not what we really want. I am writing to you, the average Neopian, on behalf of all the Meepits – we do not wish to be embraced, nor do we want to be adored by you. All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?
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 The Many Uses of Plot - Altador
Since the Altador plot started at the end of March, many people have made the
Altador Plot Board their third Neohome (Altador itself is their second; those
darn clues are getting harder and harder to find), myself included...
by dark_goddess_rising |
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 The Joys of Basic Coloured Pets
Basic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact.
Don’t you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted
pet.
by daburro |
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 Whoops!
It was a sad day for the Jolly Roger crew when they left Phil the intellectually challenged slorg on deck...
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