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Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks Part 3


by blackaavar

 
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The Best and Worst of Neopia
The one thing about growing up in the land of Neopia is… Well… There are a lot of things! For one, think of all the friends you have made over the years, not just in your Owners’ guild, but in all the lands around you. You think your Owner is as well traveled as a Neopet? Well, maybe not in that strange fantasy world called the ‘real world’ that your Owner supposedly lives in, but here in our world? Yeah, right

by yautja_warrior

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The Dinner
It was a dreary day. Alfred hobbled across the Neopia Central path and waved to the Money Tree. He unlocked the Post Office and began dusting his collections. He picked up his favourite framed photo and gently dusted it off. He went through his daily routine of signing off on shipments and organizing his stock. Whenever a happy, plucky customer came in Alfred put on a smile and helped them find what they needed.

Also by ___popo___

by grimmbones7


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Defender Scarlet Shadow in the Backstab Knight: Part Two
"Right! I think it's time we discussed why Scarlet and I are here. We're here to help you guard the shield." Aspen said. Harvard raised an eyebrow. "I'm glad we'll have you around Sir Aspen but I'm not sure if Scarlet Shadow would be of much help." He said. Sopherie bristled at those words.

by orisasda

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Autumn, How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways...
There’s a chill in the air and the leaves are a kaleidoscope of brilliant color; autumn is here! Let’s pick apples in the orchard and visit farms to hunt for the perfect pumpkin. Grab a sweater; we’re taking a scenic route.

by yuri445



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