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	Dear Crabby: I'm A Superstar, You're Not So now I'm not only the crabbiest Mutant Lenny advice columnist, I'm the richest Mutant Lenny advice columnist! All bow down to my awesome might! by dan4884
	The Art of War: A Guide to Defending Meridell Invasion of Meridell consists of ten missions, the constituents of which are three battles. The goal of each battle for you, Hero of Meridell, is to convert all the invaders to your side while keeping your villages safe. by star15389
	So You Want an Electric Pet? Not that I'm saying having an Electric pet is a bad thing. They can be quite... exciting... at times. by jshark105
	A Neopian's Guide to Modern Transportation Try to imagine life without any kind of transportation. No bicycles, no Eyrie Cabs, no ferries for crossing cities... by playmobil_is_my_life
	The Neopian Spending Disorders Is it because helping other people makes you feel great? Is it because you can't resist all those cute, but useless, items? by angelxepha
	Edna's Shadow - The New Challenge Living in the Haunted Woods all those years has certainly gotten to her and she now has a shadow following her around and helping her to collect ingredients for all her freaky potions. You play as Edna AND her shadow. by gurgi150
	Plan a Trip to the Colosseum This way, you will have someone to talk with about Yooyuball during and after game day. You can even have a friendly debate about who is going to win (and by friendly, I mean no Battledome weapons). by confiserie
	An Interview With the Kiko Lake Altador Cup Team Vyshan: Everyone has weaknesses, and of all the ones I had to choose from, I think it would definitely be inexperience. I'd rather be inexperienced than slow and have poor reflexes, wouldn't you? by gargygirl
	The Altador Cup II! How are you EVER going to win a trophy if you don't have enough people? by electricpaw
	Kreludor, Kreludor, Wherefore Art Thou, Kreludor? They were on their way to the stadium, but they got caught in an endless loop and couldn't get back to the ship - erm, the moon. by rosabellk
	The Art of Yooyus I am talking about none other than the Seven Yooyus of the Altador Cup! by __lyra152__
	Kreludor's Absence - Mistake or Master Plot? That's right, what this reporter has uncovered is a horrifying truth behind the absence of Kreludor from the year's major sporting event... by monkeylusoup

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