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	Edibility – Malicious Or Delicious? After doing extensive research in this field I can honestly say I am adequately equipped to dish the facts on edible pets. by rainbow2skittle
	Ten Crimes Commited In The Altador Plot Stealing is bad. Also by gorillu by stadium__x
	NeoBusiness School for the Conscience-Impaired Are you fed up with renting out the upper floor of your Neohome for extra income to brawling pirates who play Deckball in the wee hours of the morning? Are you exhausted trying to convince your Neopet that the Pile of Sludge you gave her is indeed a perfectly acceptable Petpet? by too_kule
	Interview With Dr. Sloth This was taken before he was trapped in the charm. We are currently looking through space to find him. by junglequeen117
	The Perfect Villain Exhibit A: Pirates. Afraid yet? by kattrish
	Mutants: Judged By Their Appearance? Have you ever heard your friends ever say, 'Ew, a mutant? You're considering one?' Then take a look at these facts. by jackjack1234
	A Career in Villainy Part 1: To Evil Or Not To Evil Before you make the big decision to become a villain, there are a few things you need to consider. by bindi026
	How To Be a Fairly Decent Evil Villain Finding your henchmen, building your headquarters, plotting your master plan, and how to monologue. by too_good_pretty_boy
	The Top Five Reasons To Be Mutant Look everyone straight in the eye (if they're frozen in fear long enough) and say, "I'm PROUD to be a Mutant!" by ummkalima

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Reasons To Be Mutant

The 25th day of Hiding was Mutant Day and in honor of all the Neopets that have endured their owners' wishes for them to take on these radical changes, we remind them of their special 'perks' for being... erm, special. You really wonder what was going through the owner's mind that caused them to look at their adorable, playful sweet Neopet and say, "No, I think horribly disfiguring is the way to go with you..."

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Dr. Sloth Apologizes
You little fuzz buckets are actually not too bad.

by ronnied1994

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Usukicon Edna
"Lady, you've been asking every pet that comes through here for one of these. I got an itch that says this ain't for no spell."

by slinkee

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Finding Dirk: Part Two
Shock. That's what I'm feeling right now. I'm being attacked by evil, mindless robots who have apparently posed as my "family" my entire life...

by rotty_paws

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The Sound of Love: Part Two
"I was thinking that it's about time we made one final addition to our family."

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"Wizard" Windelle
What a nickname...

by satsuma567

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Techo Says - The Game, The True...
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