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NeoCash Item Trading: The Whats, Whos and Hows?!

Welcome! If you are here, you have made your first step into the wacky, wonderful and active world that is NeoCash Item trading.

by soupdujour
How to Write a "How to..." Article

It doesn't matter what your article is about, so long as you are knowledgeable about the topic and your advice is sound.

by wigglyfish
The Truth About Basic Colors

Basic colors are very versatile! They go quite well with most backgrounds and wearables.

by gymgirl978
Neggs: What Are They?

The negg is one of the most important items in all of Neopia.

by dragonstorm_75
Wobbly Food Thoughts From a Wobbly Mind

The other day I ate a Jhudora Jelly. Before bedtime. The item description tells us this jelly is NOT toxic but made out of just lime. So I ate my perfectly harmless, before bedtime snack and settled down into dreamland.

by rck2002
And A-Worming We Shall Go

So you'd like to become a worm extraordinaire, eh? Well, I can tell you now that it won't be easy.

by zawmby
Your Lingo Guide to the Pound Boards (PC)

Just a friendly guide to help out those who are a bit lost on all the abbreviations.

by avendu
How to Name Your Pet

You run to the 'Create A Neopet' page screaming excitedly, select your species and... Disaster strikes. "The name Fang is taken."

by tiptoeboo
Deciphering the Dome: Urban Legends and Ugly Rumors

In the best interest of all of those marginally crazed Battledomers out there, here's a list of the top Battledome myths and legends that refuse to go away.

by stoicjohn
Your Seasonal Guide to a Successful Pool Party

With this great seasonal guide, you'll soon find that Summer isn't as boring as you know it to be--besides, we've survived the heat this long, haven't we?

by icy_catalyst
Jumpin' Gem Heist Game Guide

In this game, you play a Sandan that knocks over gems and collects them in its (bottomless) hat.

by you_are_my_happiness
 
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Jumpin' Gem Heist



In this game, you play a Sandan that knocks over gems and collects them in its (bottomless) hat. You don't know what a mischievous Petpet like that could be up to with all those gems, but it doesn't seem to matter much, since it's so cute. And gems are shiny. Everyone knows shiny is irresistible. There isn't much to be said about controls, as you do everything entirely with a mouse (or touchpad). The Sandan gives a little jump and tosses its rock when you click, knocking a tray of gems or rocks over for you to catch...



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