"Another Day with Jhudora" by junglebook4 "Well, what's taking so long? It's not as if I'm asking you to go sing a lullaby to the Snowager! You petty little Neopets are so annoying sometimes." She shot another nasty look at me and stormed off, her wings buzzing in irritation. Used to the routine, I followed her through the purple fluffy tunnels of her lair...
Dear Crabby: I'm A Superstar, You're Not So now I'm not only the crabbiest Mutant Lenny advice columnist, I'm the richest Mutant Lenny advice columnist! All bow down to my awesome might!
No One Will Believe Them: Part Two Furious, Cove looked over at his pessimistic jail mate. It was a Gruslen, one of the petpets Cove thought to be the most fierce. "You're a Gruslen?" Cove asked incredulously. "Why didn't you just eat them?"
The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part One He made his way steadily to the adoption desk. "My name is Anshu and I am looking for a healthy, willing apprentice," he told the pink Uni in his exotic Shenkuu accent. Mijjol sat up straighter...