Whether it makes you laugh, confuses you, or prompts you to go on a question-asking rampage, determined to find out who Chet Flash is, it is always a vital part of the Neopian Times. It really is quite an enjoyable pastime to just refresh for hours, reading all the different phrases. You may want to try it for a while. However, where did they come from? What do they mean?
Confessions of a Giant Squid Being the king of all that is Underwater and Fishing, I have responsibility over everything that is Underwater and Fishing.
Defenders Good, Garoo Bad Sparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice...
The Curse: Part Eight The next day Lord Darigan arrived back again quite unexpectedly. Lockwood was, in fact, exactly in the middle of an excessively complicated spell...
400 Steps in the Darkness: Part Five Something rustled in the bushes behind me. I whirled around to see a shadow Hissi standing there. "Another prisoner. How did she capture you?"