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	Saly's Club: Old Neopet Three years? Wow. by djudju22_8
	Just Don't Ask - Hagan's Wisdom Part 2 pause for effect by raynbow_light
	Peppered Reality: "Poke it with a Stick" Can I break off one of your Aisha ears? Idea by hawk400206 by rivliex
	Shades and Hues 22 Meet the Family pt. 3/11 – Be afraid... be very afraid! by mstr_dark
	Anti Sloth Balloon Aww... poor Sloth. by mooglerz
	Yeah, random TDMBGPoP gets a bit bored being in that tree; who can blame him? He has to have SOME sort of fun! by umbreon133
	Rainbow Sprinkles Oh dear. by sonicandtails33
	Tastes Like Frog Kauvara, Magic Shopkeeper by seqmar
	M3 3: Symol Hole Because some petpets should not be allowed into small, dark places. by alagfalaswen
	Mr. Slug's Quest (pt. 1) If it's pink and sparkly, it's evil. by supercheezee
	Kougra days-jelly No more muffins. by _sebis_
	Never Trust a Mortog He found his princess... by fix_you
	The Mystery of the Missing Socks You want to know? by schwarzernebel
	DoTS: The List Part 2 Everything is not a good thing. :( by soragin
	Gone A While... I have finally returned... but my neopets were here the whole time. by rubia_flame
	The Off Season: Practice Well, at least they now know all about the Modern History of Yooyuball. by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	BROS 4 LYFE Beautiful (on the inside) by dangercrow
	Common Sense You couldn't have waited until AFTER winter? by supergirl_lazergirl
	The Wacky World of Ezel68 One of the many disadvantages to owning an abnormally large Fire Werhond. by ezel68
	3 Royals plus 1 The reason why TNT converted the pets... by white_tiger0226
	Literally ~ Baby Benefits The truth that is, but is not limited too, babies in Neopia. It also applies in the wonderful world owners come from. by pirate_cove
	The Plushies: Jazan's Birthday What is the meaning of this? by jamba_jukeba
	Mostly True Story: The Healing Spring My band-aid! by pauluna4
	[Your Species] May Not Apply What if I turn into a frog? by king_of_all_jetsams
	The Unfortunate Reality What smells? by 19december
	Invisi-trou-ble! The joy of invisible pets by hummingbird1110
	The Floating Islanders- Kookia WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, I'LL BE THERE! by yankeesrule244444456
	Why the Ghost Lupe Always Loses... There might be some disadvantages in growling... by ertegenaan
	NoobWorks Do you fear the Swamp Ghoul? by noobynewt
	What's the Difference...? Hard workers! by sixpows
	The Snowager's Avatar One day... one day... by 1_doglefox
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Icecream TigerSQUASH! Now scream for the icecream. ;D by shamaela
	Munchies Just another day with Revhur and Valentyeen. by saru_nakuta
	The Fanatic What is he doing? Also by midnight_009 by icanhaskaila
	Tyrannian Victory Day! We're the best! Also by melovechias by ilovejonulrich
	Cheesy Jokes! - Negg Festival I don't know her... by cheesetwo__ff
	How to Speak Tyrannian Gragud a Tyranu Evavu! Also by kailamy by inuyashalover37
	Ring of the Deep, part 1 Why do tropical storms always strike like ninjas? by ssjelitegirl

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