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Play with Clay

Well, they could make pottery with it....

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Trouble in Paradise: Comic

Who doesn't love puns?

by chasing_stars44
Scroll Of The Wise: Part 4

"This has been a public service announcement."

by fourin
Dieter: The Hungry Polarchuck

We all know him from Snowmuncher: Dieter the polarchuck. But what happens if he eats to fast?

Also by strandbikini

by kuschelalarm

Eclectic Antics: Hoarders Edition

Remember to clean out your safety deposit box regularly! (Please.)

by amarettoball
What Happens When Pirates Are Bored

Apparently, Captain Scarblade and his crew have too much free time...

by teamchao466
Spooky Petpets Are Not For Everyone!

Some pets just don't love spooky little friends.

by sara1elo
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 3

It's not the National Neopian bank, it's just some shop in a weird mushroom shaped building.

by june_scarlet
An Odd Conversation

With age comes wisdom...well.... sometimes.

by dizziedino
Neopets' Logic

That makes sense...

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

The Damage Of Trudy's Surprise!

There Goes My Bottle Of Sand...

by mustikeuh121
Oopsy Daisy!

Petpets and potions might not be such a good combination.

by _clement_
Perspective

That's all?!

by emeny_neo
Fruit Lupe

It's healthy! Right?

by aisha_painter119
Normal is Boring

Meet the Family!

by alexatina
Beauty Stinks!

Read the label.

by cherokee165
Pirate Problems - One Size Fits ... Most?

Um, maybe you should upgrade?

by squawkies
The Joy of Being a Labrat

Nooooo!

Also by horsecrazyirishgirl

by kadfisch

Outings With Grandma

Adventures in Neopia with Grandma Mynci

by underlye
Faerie Droppings - Soup

Nooooo!

by applefaerie99
Dull Battle Quills

The pie always goes first.

by tulituli9025
Anniversary - Part 5

Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place.

by caylista
Reason Behind The Name

It all makes sense now

Also by wowlame

by roxanna203

The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 1

This may have been a mistake.

by iciclefaerie05
Neocity

They're just so lifelike, sometimes...

by wiley1080
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Outtake

Those reflexes need work.

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

A Spooky Halloween: Part 3

Safety first!

by ghostkomorichu
Blossoms~ Retry End

In the dead of the night...

by twillieblossom
 
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"All That Jazz" by azienskieth
Brian was disappointed. His neighborhood's Weewoo had not yet delivered the day's Neopian Times issue, twenty minutes after he usually came. Brian had wanted to get a jump on the day, but he couldn't if he was waiting on the post carrier. At last, ten minutes later, a large collection of papers entered the newspaper slot below the kitchen window. Atop the headline was a note, which said, "Sorry for the delay. We're training a new Weewoo, and he doesn't know the route yet." Brian discarded the note and took his newspaper to the table. While he sipped his coffee, he read all of the latest news, and when he was done with that he flipped to the classified section. Every Saturday, he perused the classifieds for one reason, and one reason only: ever since he was a young Elephante, he had wanted to join a band. He had bought and learned to play a saxophone, and he was quite good at it too. He looked in the classifieds for wanted ads about bands, but though he had been doing this for several months and had met with a dozen different bands, they all had the same thing to say: "No, thanks." They weren't interested in saxophones, they wanted guitars and drummers and singers. He wouldn't stop looking, though. He was sure he would eventually find someone to recruit him.




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The Korbats in the Pumpkin Patch
Asmundar was a clever little Eyrie, but there was one thing that he just couldn’t figure out tonight, and it had been bugging him and bugging him. He couldn’t get the Korbat face on his pumpkin just right. He had spent hours and hours using his claw on every pumpkin in his owner’s pumpkin patch, but he was a perfectionist and something just wasn’t right.

by jade_ceres

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A Rigged Game
If you have illicit goods or services to offer, then Krawk Island is where you want to be. Everyone knows that, of course - pirates made the island famous, and they keep it famous too. There are plenty of famous pirates: Captain Dread, Garin, Captain Scarblade... The list goes on. Grimtooth never thought of himself as a pirate before he travelled to Krawk Island.

by darthmagic

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Customising your Pteri for Special Occasions
Get your Pteri ready for special occasions!

Also by lute248

by sky_lady


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The Ultimate Guide to your Neopets Portfolio
We've all seen them, lurked around in them, and admired them. We're talking about what seems to have become a staple for a lot of Neopians on the site: the portfolio! They've been around for several years now, and in many different variations. This article is a guide to those of you who want to create your own portfolio, or are just curious to know more!

Also by saiphami

by synneblynn


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Adventures Aren't Just in Books: Part Five
I lean over Albert’s shoulder, trying to get a glimpse at what he is looking at. I only see a few words before he turns around and glares at me: “You’re blocking my light.”

by kitstar1

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Turning Pages: Part Six
Stephanie backed away from Magis Magister, tightening her grip on Sir Alberts. “What do you mean the story was already written?”

Also by parody_ham

by warriorsrock965




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