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Blue's Way: Part Nine

"It's not your fault, Blue," she murmured under her breath. As if he could hear her, his ears twitched...

by kimssuperanimals
Ultimate Decision: Part Nine

"Ha!" cackled the Darkest Faerie, her eyes lit with twin flames. "You know nothing of my power!"

by reggieman721
Highrock Pack History Songs: Song for Three Voices - Part Eight

They were on their way back to Dragon Canyon Pack territory. Shriek was dubious, but Kris insisted that they needed to test how well the disrupter would work...

by shinkoryu14
The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Exported Eustabees - Part Seven

"Damien!' Luna called, reaching him first. "We got your message. What’s the plan?"

by playmobil_is_my_life
The Mutant Prince: Part Eight

Basile moved on without saying a word, looking more nervous the further he progressed. He seemed greatly worried about being noticed...

by maipom
A Spy's Tale: New Life - Part Six

"Did he say anything before casting the spell?" Audri asked, pacing back and forth like an interrogator...

by allo_allo_numa
The Challenge: Part Six

Corran tripped hard over a gnarled tree root, and a sharp pain went up his left wrist...

by kandeegrrl
The Ties That Bind: Part Six

"I mean, we used to be best friends..." Krystal said softly.

     And it was true. Krystal and Sam had been best friends...

by sytra

Wannabe Pirates: Part Three

"All paws on deck!" Fansworth bellowed. "Heave anchor, drop the sails! Let's get this bucket o' nails turned around!"

by steelseatimber
The Atlas Saga, Book One - Return to Neopia: Part Three

Prophetical07, my mutant Grundo, was stuck on Mystery Island, which was being invaded...

by spiderboy9115
Evil Death: Part Five

"Mother?" Eliv said once again, hoping to get some sort of response...

by sirussblack
Fearsome: A Grarrl's Story - Part Two

"Some people... they see Neopets that aren't cute and fluffy and pay them no heed. Typical snobs. Tell you what, I'll adopt you! How's about that?"

by shelleylow
Dusk's Enterprise: Research Inc. - Part Two

I began to sketch out a plan. Depth and Shade would be the ones to discuss with our customers what they wanted...

by alkuna_
Tales of Dark Mountain: Moonlight - Part Two

Then he remembered the strange event from the previous day. He looked at his birthmarks in turn. "What's so scary about them?" he wondered aloud...

by kaylamdal111112
 
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