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To Work or Not to Work

"I'm serious! I really wanna work! You know I'm a really good worker - I manage the shop since Nelly isn't old enough! Please... I need some Neopoints! I can do it!"

by caloriemuncher
Eerie Friends

"There's no such thing as ghosts," Westie said with a snort. "That's what my mommy told me, at least. And mommies don't lie."

by mygoodguild
Problems With the Defenders

"I consider it a duty to rid Neopia of junk it doesn't use. Thanks to us Grarrls, you don't have to keep transporting that junk from inventory to inventory. It actually has a purpose!"

by mystery_island111223
The Lever

"Have you ever wondered where the Lever of Doom hand takes the Neopoints?"

by diana3786neo
Nimmo Nurse

"I have the instructions right here," continued the doctor, switching back to his normal brisk voice. "Make sure you follow them to the letter..."

by skycrowmor
Errand Girl

"How many times have I told you not to play in the mud?"

by lightninglover34
How to Deal with a Brat

It was Sunday, and Avalon had been running around the house, picking up school supplies for tomorrow...

by avalonluve112
Essence of a Pirate

"Why do we have to go to stupid Krawk Island?" Tess mumbled as she looked down into the water...

by mossfurcool
The Practical Neogardener

"She's got the gardening bug. I've never seen it so bad. Glass roses, Furrns, Snakebushes... She wants one of everything! Or maybe two!"

by pandorasaha
A Change of Heart

The shadow Lupe rolled his eyes. Kelly, his owner, was always being protective...

by stars_and_stripes180
 
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"The Practical Neogardener" by pandorasaha
"In a minute, Fitz, I'm playing this game to earn some more Neopoints," Sarah said rather absentmindedly as she dropped colored blobs in the vats and created a rainbow Uni plushie. Fitz frowned and looked at his sister, Widgitgaree the Pink Aisha...




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The Real Story of That Mysterious Symol
This is a written record of our oddly amusing journey into the Symol Hole.

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Tips on Writing a Spotlight Winning Neoadventure
Many people have asked me for tips on creating their own Neoadventure. So, here is some of what I did while creating my own.

by originalladycroft

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Shades of Darkness: Lights in the Shadows - Part Two
It seemed to take forever to get to the other side of the dungeon. The walls were nothing but cells. Most were full...

by jesse12_3

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My Vacation: Part Seven
Suddenly I saw the end of my vacation coming very fast as we planned our last two stops. The Lost Desert and the Haunted Woods...

by jeanaet

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Lupish!
Jag's not usually that evil. He just likes candy. A lot.

by orca1026

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Dream On...
Ugga!

by rekyrem



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