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Issue: 249 | 21st day of Swimming, Y8 |
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Short Stories
![](//images.neopets.com/pets/defended/kacheek_faerie_right.gif) | To Work or Not to Work"I'm serious! I really wanna work! You know I'm
a really good worker - I manage the shop since Nelly isn't old enough! Please...
I need some Neopoints! I can do it!"
by caloriemuncher | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/249_ogrins.gif) | Eerie Friends"There's no such thing as ghosts," Westie said with a snort.
"That's what my mommy told me, at least. And mommies don't lie."
by mygoodguild | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/sad/grarrl_white_baby.gif) | Problems With the Defenders"I consider it a duty to rid Neopia of junk
it doesn't use. Thanks to us Grarrls, you don't have to keep transporting that
junk from inventory to inventory. It actually has a purpose!"
by mystery_island111223 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/182_leverofdoom.gif) | The Lever"Have you ever wondered where the Lever of Doom
hand takes the Neopoints?"
by diana3786neo | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/249_nimmo_nurse.gif) | Nimmo Nurse"I have the instructions right
here," continued the doctor, switching back to his normal brisk voice. "Make
sure you follow them to the letter..."
by skycrowmor | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/happy/kougra_starry_baby.gif) | Errand Girl"How many times have I told you not to
play in the mud?"
by lightninglover34 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/249_aisha_class.gif) | How to Deal with a BratIt was Sunday, and Avalon had been running around
the house, picking up school supplies for tomorrow...
by avalonluve112 | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/angry/kacheek_island_baby.gif) | Essence of a Pirate"Why do we have to go to stupid Krawk Island?"
Tess mumbled as she looked down into the water...
by mossfurcool | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/201_flowers.gif) | The Practical Neogardener"She's got the gardening
bug. I've never seen it so bad. Glass roses, Furrns, Snakebushes... She wants
one of everything! Or maybe two!"
by pandorasaha | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/angry/lupe_shadow_baby.gif) | A Change of HeartThe shadow Lupe rolled his eyes. Kelly, his owner,
was always being protective...
by stars_and_stripes180 |
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Headlines "The Practical Neogardener" by pandorasaha "In a minute, Fitz, I'm playing this game to earn some more Neopoints," Sarah said rather absentmindedly as she dropped colored blobs in the vats and created a rainbow Uni plushie. Fitz frowned and looked at his sister, Widgitgaree the Pink Aisha...
Other Stories
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My Vacation: Part Seven Suddenly I saw the end of my vacation coming very fast
as we planned our last two stops. The Lost Desert and the Haunted Woods...
by jeanaet |
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Lupish! Jag's not usually that evil. He just likes candy. A lot.
by orca1026 |
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