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Short Stories
 | A Night at the KadoateryI noted, pointing across the street to a small building that was shaped like a box. A large Kadoatie statue was sitting on the roof contentedly.
“It’s called the Kadoatery,”
by butterfly7672 |  | Pretty Kitty and Me: The Best Petpet Ever!Besides, having fed so many of them, wouldn’t Jenn also like to have a new petpet to call her own (or well, my own, but what’s her’s is mine, and what’s mine is….sometimes hers, if she asks politely and I’m in a good mood at the time).
by pandacat838 |  | Snow on Mystery IslandKougras originated in Mystery Island, where the weather is always nice, bright, and super sunny. One might be curious how such a tropical species started appearing in the Snow colour, and as it turns out, it is quite the story to tell.
Also by vbosley
by juggal3tt3j |  | Speedy the Slorg"Go! Go!" Zarah squealed, balling her paws up into fists in excitement, "you can do it, Speedy! I believe in you!"
by tawnihart1739 |  | The Stones of BraghShe would much rather be exploring the forest, or climbing trees. Delivering bread was monotonous and lacked excitement. The only deliveries Salna enjoyed were to Saal, who always invited her in for tea and stories.
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"Snow on Mystery Island" by juggal3tt3j
He padded down to the Harbour and hopped onto a nearby vessel while no one was looking. He knew the island like the back of his paw and he already knew the island itself didn’t have the solution for its imaginary problem, so he knew he’d have to travel around Neopia to be the hero Mystery Island needed. At least that would be what he saw in his own minds eye as he wasn’t technically allowed to leave the island without his parents, but the ship was docked on the Mystery Island port so technically he hadn’t left the island. He’d just pretend to go and find water, and then imagine how grateful everyone would be and how everyone would know his name! He pretended to steer the vessel north for a while, then he decided to head below decks while his imaginary crew took care of the grunt work.
Tab climbed onto the plush bed in the Captain’s room and helped himself to some gooseberries that whoever the real Captain was had sitting on the table. While daydreaming, Tab didn’t notice the vessel had started sailing. It wasn’t until he heard the crew yelling something about masts that he realized anyone else had even come aboard. He headed above deck to see what was happening.
As Tab reached the deck, he knew he was in trouble. He could see the top of Techo Mountain in the distance, but everything else he saw was the clear blue ocean. The vessel had already made its departure from Mystery Island.
“What’s this?!” A booming voice made Tab jump a mile. “Looks like we have a stowaway Mates!”.
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 Owning Only One Pet
This confuses a lot of players, "why do they only have one pet?" There are actually many reasons for this, all unique to the player.
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