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Steel- The Greatest Chef in the World!...Almost

A little poogle's dreams come true...well almost

by rkbear
An Off Morning

Larry woke up early Tuesday morning. Something was off, but he couldn't quite place it.

by arqien
The Faerie Academy

Joura stared at the paper on the desk before her, pencil poised and ready to write. She knew she would be forced to make this decision before graduating the Faerie Academy, but it had come so soon.

by kenorencee
 
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"An Off Morning" by arqien
Larry woke up early Tuesday morning. Something was off, but he couldn't quite place it. Sure, he woke up before his alarm went off - but that wasn't it. He didn't really want to get out of bed, but he felt it better to just get up and moving. If he stayed in bed he would just wallow in his thoughts and considering how off he already felt, it wasn't a chance he was eager to take. He got up and put coffee on as he does every morning, and he whipped up a bowl of Fantastic Fly Pie - a Quiggle's favorite breakfast. It was a tradition he carried down from his father, at least. So, maybe not an official sentiment, but a family motto he stood by. Larry slowly made his way upstairs to the bathroom to brush his teeth, and to finish washing up for the morning. He decided to take a longer shower this morning, as he got up a bit earlier than usual, and he was enjoying the warm water, wishing the weather outside were as warm and satisfying as the water pouring down from his showerhead. "I'm so in need of a vacation," Larry thought as he wrapped up his shower and prepared to get dressed. Larry is a manager over at the NC Mall.




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Do You Love Free Stuff?
Do you love free stuff? I think we all do. There is just something so satisfying about getting something without paying for it, whether it is a really rare Battledome weapon or even just a common NeoHome decoration.

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Dueling Decks: Dueling Your Way To A Trophy
Are you a fan of trading card games and using your wits to outplay a forest-dwelling Mynci? Dueling Decks is the game for you!

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The River that Flows Eternal
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Harker's Story
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