Short Stories

	A Slorg's Quest: Neopian Times 950 Buried in a comfy little bed of cushions and blankets a pink slorg, covered in heart-shaped spots, struggled to stay asleep as all sleepy creatures are wont to do... Collab with xxnovey by seismicfury
	All That Glitters Is Not Necessarily Golden Exit Stage Left, Pursued by a S950 Kreludan Defender... by pikapi20
	950 Shades of Fire - A Party to Remember A night of excitement awaits at the magnificent Presidential Palace hotel. Collab with _aragorn_ by nice_collector
	950 Wishes Weary Vera and her endearing daughter Lila spend the last of their savings at the Wishing Well... Collab with pandacat838 by milkshakes004
	Marbles & Jewels. Captain Scarblade goes on a little fishing expedition... by coursework
	Cocoabears, This Year's Best-selling Gift A wintery petpet adventure! Collab with joanna_lewis by kebicorn
	Prisoner 950 Master vex encounters a vexing new prisoner... by dudeiloled
	The 950th Battle Mako, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of his many adversaries, is a stalwart Grarrl and seasoned Battledome veteran... Collab with typlohisioh by myncithemonkey
	Dreaming of Song The first dream was of a forest... by jaudaran

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How to Love Your Old Neopian Times Work Again

With nine hundred and fifty issues in circulation, that can only mean one thing aside from there being so many Neopian Times issues: there are also so many stories, articles, and comics from various eras in the Times’ illustrious history. And many of them, dare I say, can be considered “old” at this point, having been published years or even decades ago to grace the pages of our beloved fill-in-the-blanks news source. With more people having dabbled in contributing to the Neopian Times for some reason or another ranging from feelings of accomplishment and self-actualization to wanting a shiny new trophy, or a little pixel animation you can flaunt on the Neoboards or whatever, more people have previous work they have submitted to the Times which have, whether they like it or not, aged. Sometimes it’s nice and nostalgic to thumb back through those pieces which have aged gracefully, but other times...

Other Stories

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Memorable r95 Items in homage to the 950th Issue
950 issues of joy, sadness, anger, surprise – The Neopian Times have filled Neopians’ hearts with emotions ever since its inception.

by mellody_sou_10

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The Origins of the White Weewoo
An opinion article scattered with ~some~ factual evidence found throughout Neopia (and beyond)

by lauren92_k

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For the Love of the Game
The penultimate chapter of For the Love of the Game!

by 77thbigby

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A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare
The thrilling conclusion to A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare!

by parody_ham

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At Slorg's Pace
Wee-won't deliver any papers at this rate! For Issue 950. Collab with xxskyisfallingxx

by victoriathegr8one

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We like it giant
Happy anniversary issue! Collab with moufle

by smile_hurluberlue

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