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Issue: 244 | 16th day of Relaxing, Y8 |
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 | Petpets of GeraptikuRemember,
if you intend to adopt a Crocalu, please keep it with you as long as you can,
and please don’t release it into the sewers, no matter how good your intentions
are.
by duster119 |  | The Public, Your Pets, and YouIf only there was a behavior training school in Neopia! But there’s not, and
so I’m here to offer you some good tips on keeping your pets in line instead.
by thesecondringbearer |  | The 3 Ps to Avatar CollectingThere are three things every avatar collector needs in order to allow their
collections to grow. And no, I'm not referring to neopoints or connections
with influential people...
by cdnshedevil666 |  | A Word on DescriptionI'm sure that there are a number of writers out there who are trying to figure
out how to approach writing a story. Truth be told, there are many good approaches,
and any one of them could lead to a good story...
by zephandolf |  | Wing Socks: Menace or Marvel?Winged pets from all over Neopia ran to buy these when they first came out
at the Clothing Store. They were sold out for at least a month!
by mimi_is_online |  | Seiged's Guide to Being a PirateEvery pirate needs a good sword. Without one you are just a Neopet dressed
in a funny outfit.
by zeonion |  | Don't Get Pied - A Carnival of Terror GuideThis is by far one of the most enjoyable games
featured on the site. Where else do you get to blow up Dr. Frank Sloth's evil
little experiments and get a good laugh out of it in the process?
by nbajd2525 |  | Fancy Living: What High Class Color is Your Pet?Of course, you’re probably very familiar with
the paint brush colors, but which high ranking style is for you? This quick quiz
will help you answer that very question...
by katiecoo802 |  | Hostess of the Best Kau PartyWith Kau Day just around the corner, I decided to give you some great ides
(and tips) to throw the hottest, coolest Kau party that nobody will forget!
by ellen1117 |  | Yooyuball - The Yooyu ViewAs you may know, Yooyu train their entire lives to get the chance to participate
in this sport. But what do they do during all of that training? Well, here you
can find out, because I have an exclusive interview with one of the Yooyu participants!
by katcrzy559 |  | Team Brightvale: a Bunch of Cheaters?Brightvale's supporters tend to point out that no one has actually
seen them cheat before, but the team's description doesn’t seem to leave any room
for error...
by elevendays |
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Headlines "Dancing to the Music of Your Heart" by animalnutz1993 Ask her father, and he will say that Danielle's "silly dancing fantasies" are a thing of the past. What he doesn't know is that whenever he isn't around, Danielle dances to the beat of her chores and to her relaxation. With the wind flowing through her thick pink fur, she twirled while she swept, she swayed while planting seeds, and she leapt through the air while...
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The Young Thief The Elephante patrolman that was trailing him was closing
in. I'm dead if he catches me... this isn't the first time they've nearly
gotten me. Kelland slipped into a hidden alley...
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Garin's Surprise The fur raced across his face as the strong sea air danced
around him. Even though he had been victorious, one thought still raced through
his mind. Where is Scarblade?
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