Week - 158
Evil Masterminds by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "There's Sloth!" I whispered to Yotaria, but
she didn't hear, being too occupied with waving a hoof at Darigan. "And Kass!
And there's the Jelly Chia, and the Grundo Spider, and... Lyrian?!" |
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Week - 159
How to Become a Non-Stereotypical Hero by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Step one: Get over to the Rainbow Pool! Er, get painted. |
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Week - 162
Of Strawberry Ice Cream by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Lyrian took out the ice cream and set it on
the table. It was about three-fourths gone already. "Let's see..." the Kiko
murmured. "I think we can each take a spoonful without Fj0rd noticing." |
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Week - 168
51 Things You Should Know When Playing NeoQuest II by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: So here we are again... with a list of 51 things you should know when you play
NeoQuest II; this includes info on its characters, and its villains. |
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Week - 169
Kanrik's Tale: Memories by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: That very night the sickness came. Their mother
stayed up all night with Kanrica, who had developed a cough. Ayenti lay awake
in the darkness and listened, his worry growing with each rasping breath his
sister took. |
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Week - 170
Merry Christmas, Fj0rd! Signed, Jhudora by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "It's a rotating Christmas tree stand!" Fj0rd
said proudly. "I picked it up at a rubbage sale, the owner said it was faerie-made
and I think it must've been." |
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Week - 171
Kanrik's Tale: Ordeals by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "Every member of the Thieves' Guild has one of
those," Galem continued, looking straight at Kanrik. "They all earned it. Now
it's time for you to earn yours," he added. |
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Week - 173
Sprouts by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "I'm not talking about a regular game of Sprouts,"
Misha informed her friend. "I'm talking about a game of Sprouts with the Brain
Tree." |
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Week - 175
Of Kidnapped Pets and Crossword Clues by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "Faerie Crossword. They give you clues and you
have to go and find the answers, and then if you get them all soon enough the
faerie gives you NP." |
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Week - 176
Hannah the Brave: Part One by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "Hannah the brave," she whispered, testing the
words out on her tongue. They sounded strange, unfamiliar, but at the same time
seemed a fitting description of her; or at least the Hannah that explored the
caves of pirates. |
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Week - 177
Hannah the Brave: Part Two by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Her mother sat down to watch her eat. "Oh, I
almost forgot. Grandfather wants to tell you a story after you've eaten," she
said. |
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Week - 178
Hannah the Brave: Part Three by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: When he was completely out of sight at the top
of the stairs, Hannah waited for a moment, then scurried after him. He was just
going down the hallway, and she froze into place to watch. |
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Week - 178
Will You Not Dance? by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: The song he was playing came to an end, and he began another. It was sad; his
songs were always sad now. |
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Week - 182
Lever of Doom by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Lyrian
jumped back, but it was too late; the hand had already snuck its way into the
bag of Neopoints he carried. It retracted quickly and quietly into its place;
the panel closed behind it. |
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Week - 186
Avalanche: Part One by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "So
how did you get into this?" he asked. "My owner told me about it, she'd gotten
the information somewhere. I'd never even been to the Aisha Community Center,"
he added, smiling. |
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Week - 187
Avalanche: Part Two by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "In the morning, we'll assign people for the test run. Remember,
this is just for practice-if someone can't do it, just send them back down to
the camp, and we should all be back by sundown." |
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Week - 188
Avalanche: Part Three by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "Here, you go
first," she said. "That way, if you fall, I can try to catch you." |
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Week - 185
Dr. Yotaria, ISP by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: A sign declaring "Sikowlogest" (Lyrian's doing) and the hours was placed
in the front window of our Neohome. In the room that was to serve as the office,
we framed and hung a few 'certificates' authenticating my claim to psychologist...ness. |
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Week - 183
Questing Mania, or How to Survive the Quest NeoBoard by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Most of the users on Neopets will advise you to keep the quests you get, since
(usually) the rewards outweigh the inconvenience of not being able to use the
Shop Wizard... |
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Week - 188
Going to See Fyora by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "I know! We'll pay a call to the Faerie Queen! Maybe she'll give us some food,"
he added, drifting towards Faerie Palace already. |
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Week - 192
Of Bilge Dice and Buccaneers: Part One by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "This is bein' the semifinal match o' a dozen or so in the
annual Bilge Dice Tournament 'ere on Krawk Island. For those o' you wit' short
term mem'ry loss, the players will need t' get two qualifiers, a one an' a four,
to, erm... qualify." |
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Week - 193
Of Bilge Dice and Buccaneers: Part Two by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Appreciative laughter from the pirates. Hannah
smiled, tapping her paw on the table impatiently. She was going to win this
round, and the one tomorrow too. Then they'd see what a girl Usul could do! |
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Week - 194
Of Bilge Dice and Buccaneers: Part Three by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Sighs from the competitors and the audience;
the Krawk was delaying the game with this ritual, whatever it was meant to accomplish.
Nevertheless, the four gathered up their dice and began to shake them in cupped
paws... |
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Week - 189
Sewage Surfers by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Matt's gaze dropped down--and then down again.
A tiny blue Kacheek stood in the muck; the sludge that covered half of Matt's
boots came to the Kacheek's knees. |
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Week - 191
Skies over Meridell by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Tav was staring down at another paper and hadn't
seen his sister's motion, but he still got the meaning of her words. "Propeller,
wings, support--what're we missing?" |
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Week - 195
True Friends: Part One by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: The two stopped after Neoschool each day to admire the dress, and indeed it
was worthy of admiration... |
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Week - 196
True Friends: Part Two by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: She'd thought that the Elephante would keep her promise to not
buy the dress unless Angela could buy it as well. But then again, who knew what
went on in the minds of rich pets... |
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Week - 197
True Friends: Part Three by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Becca's eyes slid sideways, to the table where
all of her friends--ex-friends--sat, laughing and talking... |
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Week - 198
True Friends: Part Four by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: The starry Elephante nodded. "Like the new look?"
she asked, performing a quick spin... |
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Week - 192
Dr. Yotaria Strikes Again by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "What... seems to be the problem?" the Kau said,
trying not to stare. |
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Week - 195
With Flowers in Her Hair by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: I am not even certain I would recognize her should I glimpse her through the trees.
All I can remember is her voice, like a clear stream trickling over boulders,
and her beauty. |
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Week - 201
The Spyders are Coming by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "The Spyders are almost here," Daina's mother
said, closing the door firmly and latching it. "Help me fasten the windows,"
the older Wocky added, and rushed off... |
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Week - 202
The Moigic Toights by chocolateisamust |
Description: After all, it was just water and who in
Neopia would buy a pail of water?
Also by extreme_fj0rd |
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Week - 200
Wanderlust: Part One by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "Annalise?" he asked again at the top of the
steps, but there was still no reply. But the murmuring was louder now, and he
pushed her door open sharply... |
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Week - 201
Wanderlust: Part Two by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: The Kyrii
gasped for breath, hanging on to the railing with both paws. When he'd caught
his breath, he stared out across the glittering water and gaped... |
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Week - 202
Wanderlust: Part Three by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: "Which way are you going, to look for your sister?"
the Lenny asked. |
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Week - 204
Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part One by chocolateisamust |
Description: "Oh, that's easy too! Just state
your name, cause, and how many minions you wish to acquire. From there, it's smooth sailing."
Also by extreme_fj0rd |
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Week - 205
Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part Two by chocolateisamust |
Description: The Lupe nodded. "Well, can't we take a shortcut?"
she asked, peering into a side alley. "Look, that alley is... diagonal..."
Also by extreme_fj0rd |
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Week - 206
Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part Three by chocolateisamust |
Description: "How'm I supposed to help take over Neopia if
penny-pinching shopkeepers like you take away all my Neopoints?" Bo demanded...
Also by extreme_fj0rd |
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Week - 207
Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part Four by chocolateisamust |
Description: "Bo, the reason we aren't there yet is that we are not going
to get there! Remember? You pressed the big red button, and now we're soaring
randomly through the universe!"
Also by extreme_fj0rd |
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Week - 208
Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part Five by chocolateisamust |
Description: "This is so dumb! I just want to find my ray gun, find your stupid
Lupe and that Yurble, and then get out of it here. Honestly. This plot is getting
old, and it's really not fun when you're the character stuck in it."
Also by extreme_fj0rd |
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Week - 206
Of Pepper and Kelp by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: The Scorchio interrupted politely, "Do you have
a reservation? What name will it be under?"
Also by year_of_the_fox |
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Week - 208
Dr. Yotaria's Sanity is Going, Going... Gone! by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: So here it was. My second day of psychoanalyzing celebrities
for extra pocket money, and I didn't have anything... |
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Week - 209
Happy Home Hunting by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Quiet or they'll hear us! Um, she means that we're here to tell
you about all the lovely things you can do in the various places one can build
one's Neohome.
Also by year_of_the_fox |
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Week - 210
Revisions by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: The Cybunny heaved a sigh and picked up the
pencil. She got through three words -- Once there was -- before her inspiration
ran out and she slammed the fragile implement back onto the desktop... |
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Week - 211
Fixing It by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: The Lupe pulled herself up off the counter,
moaning at the sore stiffness in her neck and back, and walked slowly across
to the swinging doors that led to the kitchen. She pushed through them and fetched
a bucket... |
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Week - 212
Roses in the Snow by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: She glided down the gentle slope to a vantage
point from which she could see most of the racecourse; the current group of
skiers was halfway down already, and her race was up next... |
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Week - 214
Empty Candy by chocolateisamust |
Description: Three stories tall, it had a ghostly white exterior and a tiled, dusty gray roof. The windows were all cracked, and the great wooden door was splintered; the yard was overrun with weeds...
Also by extreme_fj0rd |
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Week - 213
MORE Happy Home Hunting by year_of_the_fox |
Description: Yes, we're here to continue brainwashing - I mean helping
you pick out a place to live by showing you the pros and cons of everywhere!
Also by extreme_fj0rd |
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Week - 218
Yet MORE Happy Home Hunting by year_of_the_fox |
Description: We're here again to show you everything
you didn't need to know about places to build a home!
Also by extreme_fj0rd |
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Week - 219
Ruling the Universe by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: I pull a small notebook out of my pocket and scribble down a quick note: "Good
doctor slightly self-centered, possibly egotistical." |
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Week - 248
Captain of the Ship by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: The blue Kacheek's eyes were filled with longing as he looked: the
rippled light on the water, the waves swelling over one another, racing to get
to shore first... |
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Week - 257
Beauty of the Snow: Part One by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: One Aisha walked alone through the woods. Her
white-coloured pelt melted into the snow... |
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Week - 258
Beauty of the Snow: Part Two by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Occasionally she tripped
on one or the other, and Inga would move to catch her, but the Aisha always caught
herself before she fell, with unnatural grace, and would give Inga a shy smile
before moving on... |
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Week - 259
Beauty of the Snow: Part Three by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: She
had interrogated the Aisha for a good half hour before finally giving up on
finding out where she lived, and a faint thought still lurked in the back of
her mind that an owner and siblings, somewhere, were worrying over when the
Aisha would come home... |
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Week - 260
Beauty of the Snow: Part Four by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: The Eyrie grinned, mantling her wings. "Inga
never misses choir. For anything. We knew you had to be special when she went
off with you. So, what's the story?" |
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Week - 261
Beauty of the Snow: Part Five by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: They bought a thick jacket for her; though at
first it seemed much too warm, as they proceeded back to Inga's apartment Lia
found herself getting colder and colder, until she was shivering even with the
coat... |
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Week - 267
A Question of Worth: Part One by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: Springing forward, he swiped a vase off its
table and watched it smash on the floor. The resulting crash, and shards of
pottery, were satisfactory, but not quite enough. Christopher's paws shot out,
and he heaved the table up... |
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Week - 268
A Question of Worth: Part Two by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: All of the walls seemed to be made out of the same, somewhat flimsy-looking
paper. He guessed that if there was any noise, it would carry well, but only
once did he hear anything: the low murmur of a voice as someone said quietly,
"Cloud. Flying Pteri. Good..." |
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Week - 274
Come Sundown by extreme_fj0rd |
Description: I was on my first dig (the Techo begins) which was quite a few years ago, as you could well imagine. We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here... |
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