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Week - 282

The Gelert Contest
by paranoia_suxx
Description: Have you ever wondered how long a Gelert’s tail is? Or even their ears? Once a year, always in the summer, every Gelert that wishes to take part can go and get his or hers ears and tail measured.

 
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