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Week - 279

On the Validity of Zapped Petpets
by carrotopian
Description: Calling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous!

Week - 285

Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore
by carrotopian
Description: A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

Week - 298

Being Pea
by carrotopian
Description: I do not want to be a food item; I want to be mean and scary and made out of patchwork.

Week - 329

The Jhudora Day Bunny
by carrotopian
Description: Suspended in its own modest aura of vegetable charm was a medium-sized, slightly knobbly, purple and green carrot...

Week - 361

The Great Carrot/Floud Experiment
by carrotopian
Description: I am sharing my findings with you now because I solemnly believe that my research has barely scratched the surface of this mystery...

Week - 360

The Latest NC Mall *cough* Fashion *cough* Item
by carrotopian
Description: Soon to be on sale!

Week - 379

Slothic Neopets: Your Minion of DOOM and You!
by carrotopian
Description: How many Neopets do you think have ended up languishing in the Neopian Pound because their owners were ill-equipped to deal with their seditious conduct?

Week - 401

MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine
by carrotopian
Description: Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it.

Week - 418

"Whoa, Hokey-Okey-Cokey"
by carrotopian
Description: I have been living in the shadow of the Secret Laboratory Ray myself and I must say, I am not particularly happy about it.

Week - 581

Derrière Despair
by carrotopian
Description: If ever there was reason enough for a Valentine Day Paint Brush - this is it!

 
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Valentine's Shopping Guide
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The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: The FFN - Part Two
Curious, Xin opened the envelope and read the letter, which said in crude handwriting:

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What Present to Choose?
Oh dear, you can't give her that...

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Random Oddness: Valentines
In which Chaos learns the true value of helping others.

by mistyqee



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