Top 20 Delectable Delicacies and Why You Need Them by asparagushead
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by AH International Food Samplers of Neopia. Neopia has many fine foods to offer the hungry of the world. From Kelp to Merifoods there is so much to choose from, how will you ever decide? Luckily the professionals at AH International have sampled every worthy food available and will take you through the best of the best and where to find them.
10. Tonguebeans
Tonguebeans are a rare treat for all to enjoy. Can't get your baby to eat its peas? Tired of trying to feed picky Kadoaties? Tonguebean is just the right food for you! Although it looks weird the Tonguebean will taste just like whatever food you are craving. Amazing! This food can be purchased at Merifoods for a low cost of around 3,000 NP.
9. Brain Tree Muffin
Mmmmm-mmmm nothing better than a cupcake named muffin.
Yes, that's right, folks- this cupcake is disguised as a muffin! This Brain Tree "Muffin" is the ultimate brain food. Have you always wanted to be as smart as a tree? Well now you can be. Just take one bite of this and your neopet* will instantly recite the Neopedia word for word. Genius!
Now available in shops across Neopia for around 1-10K NP.
* Chias should not ingest as there is a 0.000000000000000001% chance they may turn into a tree.
8. Cococrazy Ice Lolly
We're crazy for Cococrazy Ice Lolly! This delicious Snow Food found at our favorite Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop is sure to 'cool you down in those hot summer days'. What's so crazy about staying cool? Well, if you're crazy and you're cool you will want this ice lolly. Its exotic coconut cream is imported straight from the Tiki Man himself down off the Coast of Mystery Island. Unknown to many the Tiki Man spends his off days tending to his coconut farm. The coconuts are hand picked from aged and stressed trees, making sure each coconut is bursting with flavor just for your enjoyment. Buy it while its cool at the low price of 1160 NP. 7. Triple Chocolate Shell
The triple chocolate shell is not for the weak or the inexperienced eater. This rare dessert is found at the prestigious restaurant Kelp for the exclusive price of 12,400NP, but that's only if you can get in. Eating fancy desserts like this won't just make you feel fancy; other Neopets will notice how fancy you've truly become.
Unable to get into Kelp? Don't worry. You can always make a purchase off those owners whose pets couldn't stomach to finish such a rich and decadent delectable. Leftovers are known to go for over 40,000NP. Search the Shop Wizard today! 6. Fancy Rack of Lamb with Fruit
If you thought the Triple Chocolate Shell was fancy, then you'll love this. There is nothing that's not fancy about this dish. Even the price is fancy. (550,000NP resale value) It is so fancy that it is even considered a gourmet food. Certified with its own seal of approval.
If you've always wanted to be part of an elite society head down to Neopian Fresh Foods and see if you can snag one. You'll surely be accepted as a high class Neopian after eating this. 5. Fried Something Something
There are times in life where you just want something fried. And there are plenty of fried foods across Neopia to choose from, but nothing quite like Fried Something Something. That's two somethings. Not to get confused with Fried Something, a cheap and greasy substitute. We are not sure what exactly is in it we just know its good. How good? Fried Something Something is highly ranked among the elite gourmet club players. Yes, this food also qualifies as a gourmet food. If anyone knows good food it's the Neopians over at the food club.
Available at Neopian Fresh Foods for around 9,000NP or on the trading post for 300,000NP + don't miss out! 4. Deluxe Elephante Burger
I bet you are wondering how a burger made it to 4th place on our chart. Don't be fooled. The Deluxe Elephante Burger is more than just a burger. Its an explosion of flavor and creativity. Chomp down on this perfectly made patty and you'll see for yourself when you grow your very own Elephante trunk! You'll never want to eat another burger again after this one. Neopian Fresh Foods 1,688NP 3. Molten Frosting Cake Slice
The cake is not a lie! We've tested almost every cake in Neopia and the Molten Frosting Cake Slice is the absolute best. Triple layered with molten and chocolate your Neopet will not be disappointed. After finishing this delicious cake your pet will be able to breathe fire! Effective in battledome and to roast some ghost marshmallows, you'll be pleasantly surprised with your pets new ability (lasts 15 minutes). We advise to use fire safe gear when testing your pets new ability. Stop by Molten Morsels to pick up your slice. 5,874 NP. 2. Jelly Sushi
For legal reasons we are unable to give details on this Jelly Sushi. Just know, it's the most delicious sushi in the whole world or we wouldn't have put it right here at number 2 on our countdown. Unknown location. Unknown price. 1. Sloth Day Nachos
Surprise! It's Sloth Day Nachos! It was a tough decision to place them at number 1, but we just couldn't justify them being at any other place.
Made special by the slav- I mean chef Grundos at the Kreludor cooking factory they're really one of a kind and complete with a special sauce that is imported from the haunted woods. A recipe only Edna knows the ingredients to. What could she possibly put in it to make it so exquisite? What's great about these nachos is the fact that each creation is slightly different, you'll never know what exactly you're getting until you try them. Also if you eat these Fyora will descend from her tower in Faerieland and give you 10,000,000 NP.
Can be purchased at Neopian Fresh Foods for a mere 723 NP! What a bargain!
Well, that's it for our countdown. We hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. Keep an eye out for our next article, "15 fashion don'ts and how to transform your wardrobe."
***AH International Food Samplers of Neopia and the author take no credit and are in no way responsible for the Neopoints you choose to spend.
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