Too FAB for you!

     It’s so nice to have you here today Inanis and Cassus! Let’s start off with a few fun and fashionable questions. What are you wearing my dears?

     Cassus: Well, I’ll go first because I know you really are dying to know what I have on.

     Inanis: Really, you are going to start this again? You don’t even have, like, real wings… they are just branches with flowers.

     Cassus: Do petals fall from the sky when you bat your wings? Nope, don’t think so. And who won overall in the Beauty Contest?

     Inanis: *flips mane*

     Cassus: That’s what I thought. Okay, back to ME! I couldn’t decide what to wear today, and ever since I took over the two spare bedrooms with my extra clothes, it’s a workout just finding the perfect ensemble… but you get the rare opportunity to see me in all my excellence today! You’re welcome! I do what I can for all of my MANY adoring fans.

     Inanis: Get on with it.

     Cassus: Ahem. Okay, I have my award-winning hair curled perfectly, with the latest from Uni’s Clothing- Winter Gown, my lovely Air Faerie Eye Shadow to match, Elegant Feather Gloves and Elegant Ballerina Facepaint. From a young age, I was destined for fashion.

     Girl, I just can’t. You are just stunning. And you Inanis? What did you choose?

     Inanis: I just have on a simple Dreamy Faerie Dress, Delicate Earth Faerie Wig, and Fyora’s Eyeshadow. When I’m pressed for time, it’s my go-to! If someone would have gotten out of the ole’ NeoHome bathroom sooner, maybe I could have put something more elegant together….

     Cassus: Beauty like mine takes finesse. Finesse takes time.

     Understandable! You certainly are both the height of fashion. Pets everywhere are watching your every trend for the next style. Moving on, I have a question for you Inanis! I heard that you have a role model. Care to talk about who you look up to the most?

     Inanis: I love the brave Solarin! He was loyal to King Hagan and would escort the King’s niece while travelling as a loyal protector. The Brightvale sun emblazoned on his royal uniform, I just love that his duty is always to the King. Not only did he do his job, but he also did it with style, like only Uni’s can!

     Cassus: May I interject?

     Inanis: You always do.

     Cassus: My only hero is the one I see in the mirror! Leaping Liobits, I’m fab!

     I can tell you are very keen to share Cassus. Did I hear that you have been working on some community service projects as your duty as the overall winner in the Beauty Contest? Tell me more!

     Cassus: Well, Inanis convinced me to serve at the soup kitchen with that benevolent Soup Kitchen Faerie. Let me tell you, she’s nice with that natural grimy kind of look and all but a bit on the drab side. I did find a way to set a fashion statement even dressed down though. My Butterfly Dress with Blonde Bangs Wig really set the tone for all my adoring fa… I mean Neopians in need. I think they were truly inspired to go thrifting at the Neopian Second-Hand Shoppe for a new ensemble of their own. I wasn’t super happy when my outfit got Blazingly Hot Soup all over it though. You think you would be a little more graceful Inanis, you know, having ME as a sister.

     Inanis: I mean to be honest, I was irritated at you making me chop all those onions. My eyes didn’t stop watering for a good few hours. Mirepoix is the crux of any soup Cassus! Do you know how much soup the soup faerie cooks in a day? Spoiler alert! It’s a LOT. I didn’t even have to go- it was your service project. The least I could do was provide the entertainment for the soup kitchen visitors. I’ve never heard someone as shrill as you *not* be injured.

     Cassus: My outfit was injured.

     Inanis: Not to mention your pride. The Soup Faerie laughed so hard she accidentally awarded me 2 movement and 2 strength points!

     Wait wait wait, did I hear this correctly? You purposely spilled soup on your sister to get a laugh? It doesn’t get better than that! Sibling rivalry- Uni style!

     Inanis: I’m always here for a laugh. Like this one- What did the rubber duck eat for lunch?

     Cassus: Not again… Soup and…

     Inanis: QUACKERS! *laughs*

     Cassus: My sister, the comedian. She’ll be here all night folks.

     You two are quite the show when together. Have you ever thought about starting your own talk show? I think you surely have the “talk” down pat.

     Cassus: What a LOVELY idea! I was already just thinking the other day about how the Third day of the month of Running was cancelled due to lack of interest… I mean, the day before is the best day all year- UNI DAY! Why not extend the festivities? Obviously, there would be plenty of interest. I think I should start a petition right now. Besides, one day is not enough for obvious reasons.

     Inanis: I always thought it was a little strange that no one ever asked us to host Better than You.

     Cassus: Right? It naturally would make sense for us to be hosts.

     Uhm, right. So, how are you celebrating Uni Day this year ladies?

     Cassus: Obviously we have an “in” with my girl over at Uni’s clothing. She set aside the new clothing set for me to try on. As soon as everyone see it, I will be (as usual) the talk of the town. We are going over to promote the new line. Oops! Now the pet-perazzi will follow me there!

     I must have missed such an important announcement in the midst of all my important investigative journalism and interviews for the Times. Can you fill me in again what just arrived?

     Inanis: The Veiled set! It’s a wig, pants and robe that is this lovely ethereal and flowy light teal garment with gold trimming.

     Well, there you have it folks, another informativ… I mean capricious and enjoyable sit-down with the Cassus and Inanis- the Uni twins! Thanks again for coming!

     Cassus: I’m sure the pleasure was all yours! You’re welcome!