52 Days Neopia Should Never Add

Also by tennisblondie16

Note: A HUGE (and we mean huge) thanks to fetchanddotty for helping with this article!

1. Rabid Fan Girl Day- A day to scream and shout over Jeran!
Blondie: I like this one
Dan: Oh brother…

2. Chatspeak Day- OMG!!1!!1 I wuv 2day!111 its SOOOOO awsome11!1!!!! LOL!!

3. Celebration of Sleep- A day to *yawn* go to slee…*snore*

4. Slushie Circus- A day to drink as many slushies as possible. Also Day of The Brain Freeze…
Blondie: Isn't day of the brain freeze everyday?
Dan: No-well, yes…for you at least **snicker**

5. Stalk Neopian Times Writers Day- A time to stalk the glorious people who are published in the Neopian Times!
Rabid Fan Girl: OMG! It's Stoneman3x! AAA! I wuv u!
Blondie: I think I know that fan girl…

6. Asparagus Appreciation Day- The day to worship the all-knowing Asparagus!

7. Adam and Donna Festival- A day to suck up to Adam and Donna in hopes of getting the inevitable Royal Paint Brush!

8. Foreign Language Fiesta- Ugga ug Uggan ugg uggga UG!
Blondie: Huh?
Dan: **sigh**It's Tyrannian language…
Blondie: Oh! I totally get what you were saying by the way…
Dan: But I wasn't saying anything in particular. All I did was type ugga ugga…just-nevermind.

9. Guess the Card Carnival- A day to celebrate the easiest game in all of Neopia!

10. September 1st- The day every Neopet dreads: The First Day of Neoschool! Oh, wait…Neoschools aren't out **cough**

11. Wheel of Monotony Mondays-Just keep watching that wheel…
Blondie: I'm getting dizzy…

12. Day of Jelly World-Celebrate a world that doesn't exist!
Blondie: Yes it-- **is tackled by Neopets Staff**

13. Opposite Day- The Hidden Tower gives out free items, Balthazar sets faeries free, and you give faeries the quests. We don't know how Fyora will take this, but if it's opposite day, she'll have to be nice about it!

14. Bonk Your Head On Your Keyboard Day - yhuhuiuutygrfrre5tfuyjhgt
Blondie: Hey, this is fun! Almost as fun as watching the Wheel of Monotony!

15. Jhudora VS Illusen Battle Day - Well… it's pretty obvious why this day didn't make the cut. Jhudora and Illusen battle everyday!

16. Parade of Whacking Your Head Into Walls- This one's kind of self-explanatory.
Blondie: I used to do this when I was a kid…
Dan: That explains so much…

17. Indecisive Day- I can't make up my mind on what to write here.
Blondie: Hahaha, I get it!
Dan: No, you don't.
Blondie: Oh, be quiet I'm trying to pretend.

18. Vocabulary Day- The appointed date in which you utilize your extensive vocabulary to the extent of its capacity.
Blondie: What?

19. Whack-A-Kass Day - On this day, instead of playing the game, actually whack Kass!

20. Whack-A-Staff Member Day - Just like Whack-A-Kass Day! This one will be better though!

21. Whack-A-Beast Day - Oh, you get the picture! O_o

22. Whack-A-User Day - Who needs Whack-a-Staff-Member when you can whack a user!
Some random kid: Haaaay guyz, kin I have ur Npz??///!!11
*WHACK*
Blondie: Hehe, this should be fun…**brings out club and attempts to whack Dan** I'll give you a head start!

23. Whack-A-Skarl Day: Well, we have Whack-A-Kass, don't we?
Blondie: What's with all the whack days? Heh, get it? Okay, moving on…

26. Random Event Fair - Something Has Happened! You get bombarded with random events!

27. White Weewoo Weekly Worships - Bow down to the great overlord, the White Weewoo!
Blondie: This should be great to burn off those calories…

28. Chet Flash Day - Who is Chet Flash?!
Blondie: Oh, my gosh you don't know him?
Dan: Well, do you?
Blondie: Yes! Well…no.

29. Snot Day - A day to blow your nose on you Neopet and call it a Snot Pet!
Blondie: Who would want a snot pet?
Dan: Just be quiet for once before the pitchforks come for the lamest article written…

30. Dung Day - Snot Day with dung. Need I say more?

31. Really Hard Avatar Day - A day when the Neopets Team releases the hardest avatar ever and all Neopians spend every last Neopoint to buy it!
Blondie: Ooh, does it involve shopping?
Dan: Sure, I guess so…
Blondie: Then I'm game!

32. Tree Tricks Day- The day when the Neopets Team secretly tricks n00bs into buying things from the Money Tree.
Blondie: I buy stuff from the Money Tree all the time!

33. Worst Concert Ever Day - When all of the band members switch songs and sing them! (Believe me, it sounds bad. Can you picture Chomby and The Fungus Balls singing Jazzmosis?)

34. Paint The Hidden Tower Day: Let's paint the Hidden Tower hot pink! Then EVERYONE can see it!!
Blondie: YES! Finally someone has some sense around here…
Dan: **muttering to himself** Well, it can't be you…

35. Double Price Day: It's the alternative to Half-Price Day.

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(This day was passed over because nobody could read it.)
Blondie: Everyone knows that is so totally easy to read…

37. Neopian Briefs Day- In memorial of the Neopian Times Neopian Brief, this day comes complete with ultra-durable cotton material, and an elastic waistband! This day was never made into a day because Neopians could never figure out whether The Neopets Team was talking about an old news report, underwear, or a house.

38. Gallery of Goofballs Day- A day to celebrate the oddest of characters-Morguss, Tiki Tack Man, Dr_Death, Dr. Sloth, and weirdest of all, Adam!
Blondie: Ahem, are you sure we won't get frozen for that?

39. Messy to the Max Day- A day to get the messiest as possible! Play Gormball, roll around in the Giant Jelly, and play Tug-O-War and intentionally lose so you can roll in the mud!

40. Day of Denial- There's no such thing as Jelly World!

41. The Shop Wizard Gets A Break Day - Also known as Neopia's Economy Collapses Day

42. Owner Appreciation Day - A day for pets (especially Lupes and Skeiths) to NOT chew on their owners for once.

43. Broadway Day - A day for pets to spontaneously break into song and dance about everyday activities (This got a little freaky within the first five minutes…)

44. Snowager Appreciation Day - A day when pets give presents to the Snowager (so there'll still be something left to steal).

45. Think up a Day Day - What better day to think up a day!

46. Tease the Snowager day - Also know as "You're Going to Need Life-Insurance Day"

47. Lick Your Eye Day - Keep them eyeballs clean n' sparkly!
Blondie: Eww, that's gross…**attempts to lick eyeball**
Dan: Just keep trying.

48. Quiet Game Day -

49. n00b Day - Everybody acts like they don't know about this day!

50. Backwards Day - Uoy kaeps ekil siht!

52. Tomorrow Day- This day is tomorrow...but will tomorrow ever become today?
Dan: Whoa, I'm confused-hey, isn't that Blondie's job?

Bonus Day For Leap Year!
53. Opposite Advent Calendar Day- A day where The Neopets Team magically takes something away from you for a month!

Blondie: Well, I think it's pretty much obvious that some of these days just aren't acceptable…I mean, SNOT DAY? What were you thinking, Dan? But I totally agree with the "Stalk a Neopian Times Writer Day," that would be so fun!
Dan: Uh oh…I see some complications with this! And the delete button is over here…

Well, there you go! Fifty three days that Neopia should probably think twice about before entering. There's one for every week of the year (Plus Leap Year!) Thanks a bunch to resurrectedwarrior, Comedian872001, thegreenmooseofdoom, and Joey200010, spotthechelsey, herp14, choclated, and spirit_wolf72 for helping with ideas! If you have any ideas for days, send them to dan4884 or tennisblondie16 because who knows, maybe we'll do a sequel! Thanks for reading!