What's YOUR Fashion Style?

1. Someone recently told you about the Neopian Beauty Contest. Your response is:

a. “Oh, I could never do that. It takes way too much effort.”

b. “A BEAUTY contest? Ha, the other neopets might as well move out of the way. I’m clearly the most beautiful thing out there.”

c. “Me, enter a contest? But then I might be at risk of taking a trophy away from someone else. That would be so mean!”

d. “MWAHAHAHAHA! MUST DESTROY!!!!!!!”

e. You’re too busy slowly backing away from the D neopet to respond.

2. It’s been two hours past the time when the news features usually come out. People on the boards are starting to complain, you:

a. Have already fallen asleep. Missing out on your daily nap can really take a toll on a neopet.

b. Are bragging about how you just know that you won the customization spotlight.

c. Are baking cookies to send to TNT. Two hours late must mean they’ve had a hard week.

d. Are the reason the news features are two hours late.

e. Have just realized that you’ve wound up on the same board as the D Neopet. Leave quickly before he spots you.

3. Your owner has left you at the house all day with nothing to do. You:

a. Go straight to bed after consuming five straight plates of seasoned curly chips. Why waste a perfect opportunity like this?

b. Are extremely insulted. A neopet of your greatness should be outside showing yourself off.

c. Clean up the entire house top to bottom. It’s been three whole hours since you’ve done any work and it’s about time you stopped being such a bad neopet.

d. Search the house for tools that will help you in your ultimate quest for world domination.

e. Look at the window and realize the D Neopet is in the house right next to yours. You spend the rest of the day hiding under the bed.

4. A n00b has been following you around all day begging for your neopoints. You:

a. Explain to him you have no neopoints. What’s the use of wasting energy earning something that you’re just going to have to waste energy spending?

b. Enjoy the attention. It’s only natural someone’s going to want a piece of what you have when all of it has been touched by your miraculous success.

c. Give him all that you have! The poor thing could use a few million neopoints.

d. Secretly replace the kass in kass basher with the n00b. Then watch with pleasure as he gets repeatedly hit in the head with a stick.

e. Suspect he is an evil minion of the D Neopet and run for it!

5. Your owner volunteers to paint you with any paintbrush. You choose:

a. Nothing. It’s a long way to the Rainbow Pool; your legs couldn’t handle the journey.

b. Whichever is the most expensive at the moment. It’s only right you get the best.

c. Kindly turn down the offer and ask that your owner spend the neopoints on a more deserving neopet.

d. A cross paintbrush job of Halloween and Darigan. The scarier the better!

e. Invisible. Maybe then the D Neopet won’t be able to find you.

6. You feel like taking a trip to your favorite place. That is:

a. Hubert’s Hotdogs. You just hope your owner doesn’t mind carrying you. Again.

b. Wherever the most neopets are. You’re feeling generous and want to honor them with your presence.

c. The Soup Kitchen! The Soup Faerie gets tired of serving all those hungry neopets and you love being her helping hand.

d. Hmm, tough choice. Either Darigan Citadel to plot with your minions, or Meridell to terrorize the residents.

e. Wherever is farthest away from where the D Neopet is going.

7. Your collection consists of:

a. Empty Neocola cans. Why spend valuable time throwing them in the trash can when you can call them a collection?

b. All the expensive gifts other neopets have given me. It’s a bit small right now.

c. Love. What else could I ever want?

d. A giant list of people I have scared.

e. You’re too busy trying to avoid being on the D Neopet’s list to collect something.

8. The light faerie wants you to get an item worth 20,000 neopoints. What do you do?

a. Reject the quest; it sounds like a lot of work.

b. Spend 20,000 of my precious neopoints on someone else? Please, like that’s going to happen.

c. Immediately go out and buy it. You would never want to upset one of the faeries; they are your heroes.

d. Throw a pile of dung at her. You only do favors for the Dark Faerie.

e. Reject. You wouldn’t want the D Neopet to hear that you did a quest for the Light Faerie.

9. The Altador Cup just ended and your team came in second. You:

a. Are surprised to learn that you were even in the Altador Cup; you don’t recall joining.

b. Refuse to acknowledge the fact that you lost; it must have been a mistake in calculations.

c. Congratulate the first place team and apologize to the third place team for playing well. You should’ve known you were taking points away from someone else.

d. Immediately start to map out a plan to steal all of the first place team’s trophies. Vengeance will be yours.

e. Hope that the D Neopet won’t find out you went one day without playing and blame you for losing.

10. Your friend wants you to read some quiz thing they wrote for the Neopian Times. It turns out to be terribly written. You:

a. Tell them you were too lazy to read it. Coming from you it hardly sounds like a lie.

b. Tell them the truth. Neopets should know when they’re bad at something. You despise large egos.

c. Tell them it was the best thing you’ve ever read. Then hope that Queen Fyora will forgive you for lying.

d. Friend? I don’t have any friends.

e. Are on your way to their house to tell them a white lie when the D Neopet ambushes you. Now you have bigger concerns then hurting your friend’s feelings.

Mostly As: You’re a very lethargic neopet. The idea of doing anything that requires effort frightens you. The only thing that excites you in life is food. Since you’re too lazy to dress yourself, head for the food section of the NC Mall and buy yourself some Smiley snacks and a large slice of spice cheesecake. Just try not to walk too fast or you’ll wear yourself out.

Mostly Bs: You’re a self-centered, egotistical, neopet. You believe yourself to be the best of the best, and never do anything for anybody else. One day your antics will catch up with you, but for now try a very showy dress. Such as a sparkling faerie dress or an elegant feathers dress. Then put on a pair of sparkling crimson slippers. For accessories, try a sparkly tiara, elegant gold necklace, real chandelier earrings, and a purple satin purse. Doesn’t matter if they all match; in your mind you look good in anything as long as it’s expensive.

Mostly Cs: You’re way too nice for your own good. You’re easy to take advantage of and your heart is made of pure gold. If you can spend something on yourself for once, try something sweet and simple, such as a pretty miss usuki collector dress and a pastel blue hair bow. Or maybe a sweetheart ball gown and some rose petal wings. Or just a sweetheart flower bouquet, as long as you don’t give the flowers away to random people on the street.

Mostly Ds: -backs away slowly- You’re the reason neopets lock their houses at night. You’re all brain and no heart. Make things simple for yourself and buy a space trooper superpack. You’ll look scarier than usual and buying a superpack will save you time that you can spend planning world domination.

Mostly Es: You have the misfortune of constantly running into the evil crowd of Neopia. No matter what you do, they follow you, causing you to experience constance paranoia. Perhaps some green clover glasses will increase your luck? If that doesn’t work, try changing your address. Several times.