About Those Games...

GOODNIGHT mr.coconut

Jelly World is re--ZAP.

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Adver-video: Er, TNT... why are you showing us Neopets ads? We're already here.

Wicked Wocky Wobble: Three letters for you, Wallace: SDB.

Defender Trainer: Side effects may include poking your Neopet while shouting "Shoyru starts with S!"

Crisis Courier: Clearly King Altador hasn't heard of Neomail.

Darigan Dodgeball: They call it a game, but it's clearly an elaborate method of execution. Have you heard that, er, squishing noise?

Turmac Roll: They don't tell you that those berries are from the fields of a rather dislikable farmer who hates Turmacs...

Super Hasee Bounce: It was then revealed that those balloons had been intended for King Skarl's birthday party, and, well, Jimmi and Woogy had to flee the kingdom.

Snow Roller: Screams, shouts of "What the--?" and, dare I say it, yellow snow: what is this one teaching our children?

Feed Florg: When I was little, I used to purposefully lose this one to save the petpets. Now... now I want that avatar.

Ice Cream Machine: So that's why my ice cream occasionally has little, er, mittens in it.

Barf Boat: Good thing to play when you're hungry--because by the time you're done you won't be anymore.

200m Peanut Dash: And I really want to eat that? It came out of an Elephante's trunk, guys.

Freaky Factory: As it's run by Dr. Sloth, I'd say your head and job are on the line.

Splat-A-Sloth: Oh, Doctor! What, this? Um... just a game... no disrespect... please put the death ray down.

Jubble Bubble: If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you can't swim, get out of the water.

Jumpin' Gem Heist: Because I always collect rocks with my head!

Tunnel Tumble: So... one painful method of execution that ends with a disgusting squish just wasn't enough? You had to add lava? And a cute little Kougra?

Meerca Chase II: Everything is smiling... including the deadly Red Neggs. Oh dear.

Fashion Fever: "Fever" is in the name because you may get one just by looking at that hair.

Volcano Run II: Now, by the second game I'd have learned not to fly into volcanoes. But I guess he is a cave-Scorchio.

Ultimate Bullseye II: Ten points if you can hit Hagan's head!

Snot Splatter: See "Barf Boat."

Trouble at the National Neopian: Someone needs a better security system.

Piper Panic: Maybe you should try some kind of fencing.

Wingoball: Mammy! Da meanie gnomes stole mah toy! I cry now!

Spell-Or-Starve: Education is important. You never know when a word-game-playing robot will trap you in a storage room.

Escape to Kreludor: So, shouldn't I be trying to get somewhere instead of shooting Sloth's ships?

Dueling Decks: So, why is Jacques smarter than Eliv Thade? And why is Kauvara braver than Gorix or Hannah?

Ghost Bopper: Has no one pointed out that ghosts are supposed to be insubstantial?

Mynci Beach Volleyball: Side effects may include nightmares about giant Myncies.

Web of Vernax: I stick by the belief that the little Vernax are just being returned to a zoo.

Deckball: This one takes Newton's Third Law a bit far.

Top Chop: Ahhh! My hand! This is so not worth some cheap clothes!

Slorgs in Space: Is it just me, or do those Slorgs look kind of... rabid?

Imperial Exam: If that guard can spell so well, why isn't he screening the applicants?

Shenkuu Warrior: So, how many times do I get to fall to my death before it's game over?

Edna's Shadow: Cinnamon toast. Oh, I'm sorry. That has nothing to do with the game. I'm just hungry.

Guess the Card: Come on, Kaliiox! Aishas are supposed to be psychic!

Korbats Lab: TNT, I now present you with an organization of Korbats and Spyders who are very, very miffed by the phrase "nasty Korbats and Spyders" in the game's description. Give me a Draik Egg and I'll distract them so you can escape.

Sophie's Stew: Some of those ingredients look kind of... alive... you know what, I'm not going to ask questions.

Kass Basher: Someone call the PPL! What do you mean, "They only do petpets?" I'm talking about the Plushie Protection League!

Tubular Kiko Racing: I thought this was a sport! Why are they shooting at me? Where's the referee?

Ready to Roll: And, um... why is the training area surrounded with spikes?

Cheat!: I would give you a witty comment, but I have to go hide from the attack Chombies now. Wish me luck.

Itchy Invasion: Do you not realize how much those Petpetpets are worth?

Pterattack: Not recommended to play too much if you own a Grarrl. Or at least don't blame if you try to shoot them with a laser.

Extreme Herder: Would be nice if the petpets could figure out to run away from the giant growling predator.

Hot Dog Hero: It can walk on water! Or at least on condiments.

MAGAX: Destroyer II: Again with the hitting-insubstantial-ghosts thing?

Hasee Bounce: Would someone please explain the flying dung, mud, and slime? Or, for that matter, the flying fruit?

Dar-BLAT!!!: The Darblat is a lie! I tell you, it never appears!

Hannah and the Wardrobe of Adventure: Because it's impossible to save the world if you're not perfectly dressed!

Sorcerers' Skirmish: You know, where I come from, ice doesn't defeat fire. It just melts.

Wheeler's Wild Ride: GOODNIGHT mr.coconut--wait, what do you mean I can't use the same joke twice in one article? Fine, I quit.

And since you seem not to appreciate my incredible comedic skills--that coconut is gold, I tell you! Gold!--I will be stopping now. I hope you've enjoyed this article! Good night! (Yes, I know it's not necessarily night where you're reading this. But it's night for me now. And anyway--poetic license. Or something. "Good night" sounds better than "Good whatever time it is for you now.")