Top 10 Ice Creams and Ice Lollies

Miracle: Mom! Stop hitting me with a stick!

Ahem... sorry. Anyway, ice cream and ice lollies can be eaten anytime, anywhere. Even in winter, although it isn't as relieving and refreshing and relaxing then. But ice cream is still awesome! So, without further ado--

Miracle: --or pain--

--here are the top ten ice creams and ice lollies!

10. Rainbow Sherbert Ice Cream

This ice cream is pretty good! With a beautiful rainbow next to a dull sugar cone, it has perfect contrast and the comparison makes the rainbow even better! The red tastes like cherry, orange is like orange, yellow is lemon, green is green apple, blue is blue raspberry, and purple is grape. So if you like, say, lemon, grape, and orange, then you can enjoy all of them... together! Miracle... how does it taste?

Miracle: B-b-brainfreeze!!! Um... well, it's good. But why are you doing this when it's so cold?

Nevermindgoodbyefornow.

9. Mighty Melon Ice Lolly

This ice lolly will make you strong! No, just kidding. But the melon does have such a strong taste of watermelon that you feel like powerful muscles are growing as you eat! -shiver- That's kinda gross. Anyway, don't worry, you can eat the green part... it's safe. The red is watermelon, the green kind of tastes like dull watermelon, and the black tastes like black licorice. But you can pick the seeds out if you don't like black licorice. Miracle? Rating?

Miracle: Ughhhhhhh! I hate watermelonnnnnn!

Whiner.

8. Lenny Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

Watch out! It drips easily! Anyway, a perfect blend of fresh mint and creamy chocolate reside in this ice cream. First, there's a white bowl, perfect for snacks and soup after. Then, the sprig of mint behind it freshens your breath after the delicious chocolate makes it smell... er, not so good. Miracle...! Sorry, she's out washing out her mouth after the "disgustingly gross" watermelon ice lolly. So... hey! Chili! Try this ice cream!

Chili (who was innocently walking past): Okay. Mmm. It tastes minty and chocolatey. Wait... MOM I'M ALLERGIC TO MINT!!!

OH. MY BAD. SORRRRRRRRY!

7. Creamy Cloud Ice Cream

Can ANYBODY resist the gorgeous texture that is the Creamy Cloud Ice Cream?! It's smooth and creamy, and the magical mist surrounds it like a protection for intruders. However, the creamy texture turns into soup all too fast. So... quick! Miracle, eat eat eat!

Miracle: I'm going I'm going!!! It tastes... really good. Oops. I spilled it on your brand new periwinkle table cloth. Sorrry. Wait... is that STEAM coming out of your ears?

-hissssssssssssssssss-

6. Strawbericious Ice Lolly

Ahem... after ten minutes of wiping my tablecloth fiercely with deep cleanser, I'm back! So, this ice lolly has interesting name. Strawbericious? I think TNT deserves some applause! -clap clap clap- So, this is very very VERY strawberry-y. It tastes like you shoved ten strawberries into your mouth at the same time! Sometimes people blow away! Miracle shall try now.

Miracle: Well, it is very gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood...!

Whoops. There she goes.

5. Minty Vanilla Ice Lolly

Tasty! This tastes really cool! Like, the mint tastes like a fresh wind of toothpaste blowing into your mouth after the hard creamy taste of the vanilla. It tastes like... creamy and cool. A delicious combo, all in one. I love it! And now, Chili will give his opinion, now that Miracle is untangling herself from the neighbor's bushes... and then she'll have to repair my window. Chili?

Chili: I'm allergic to mint, remember?

Shoot. Um... Shine?

Shine: Fine. It tastes... freshly mint-ily cool and creamily vanilla-y. Yum!

Yeah! I know, right?

4. Baby Aisha Bubble Gum Ice Cream Cone

Aww... this is so adorable! I love him! The baby blue and light pink are both deliciously delicious bubble gum (the kind you chew and blow bubbles with), and the yellow of the bell is lemony fresh! The cone tastes marvelous! It's sugary, almost like it's covered with invisible sprinkles! Yummy delicious-y! Miracle, give your opinion!

Miracle: It's so cute! I can't eat it! Awww!

-sigh-

3. Royal Ice Lolly

We're in the top 3! Awesomely amazing! Anyway, this ice lolly IS awesomely amazing! It tastes like you're on top of the world! Or at least royalty. Anyway, it isn't shaped like a normal ice lolly. The crown on the top is part of the actual ice cream, and it is banana split. The blue is soft, smooth cotton candy. The red robe is yummy cherry. And it, I assure you, is delicious. Miracle!!!

Miracle: Mmmm. Mom, can I have a tiara? And a new room? Can I be King Hagan's daughter? 'Cause King Skarl's a big 'ol lump.

Oh yeah, warning: they may want a ton of stuff afterwards.

2. Faerie Kougra Ice Lolly

This ice lolly is reallllllly great. I mean, I wouldn't have put it as number 2 if it weren't good! So, what is so good about it, you may ask? Well, it's probably either the regal look or the intense grape flavor. I for one love grape flavor, and now this ice lolly is like a vat of grape flavor has been dumped on your head! Yum! And the faerie Kougra is really lovable and adorable and beautiful. And now, it's time for Miracle to give her opinion... oh wait, I locked her in her room because she was asking for too many things.

Miracle (muffled): Can I have a new brother? A new toy? A new comb?

-sigh once again- So here's Chili:

Chili: I love grape. It's really good.

Anything else?

Chili: Yes. No wait, no. Actually, yes. Wait, no. Huh? Yes... uh, no. Yessss? Noooooo?

OH MY GOSH JUST ZIP IT!

And now... the moment we've all been waiting for. Nnnnnuuuuummmmmbbbbbeeeeerrrrr 1!

1. Deluxe Ice Cream Machine Sundae!!!

Wow! The moment I saw this sundae, I knew it was number one worthy! Ice Cream Machine is one of my favorite games, and now a deluxe sundae named after him? COOLIO! Creamy banana ice cream at the bottom. Sweet caramel drizzled over the bananas. Mint chocolate chip ice cream and chocolate chip ice cream are piled next to each other over the caramel. Hot chocolate sauce is drizzled over the ice creams. Strawberry ice cream is over the hot chocolate sauce, whipped cream is whipped over the strawberry ice cream, and then a delicious cherry is put (perfectly) on top. And then, finally, two cones that are supposed to be cute Skeith ears are stuck out of the sides. I THINK they're supposed to be Skeith ears... so... I saved it for myself... yum! OH MY GOSH, YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

So, that's it for today! Thanks for reading! Bye!

Author's Note: Hands up if ice cream is awesome all times of the year! :) Expect even MORE Top 10's~ ;)