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I Pulled the Lever of Doom 46 Times for Research
There is, upon the Virtupets Space Station, a robot hand. Well, first there is a lever, and then there is the pulling of the lever, and then there is the robot hand. What does it want, this swift robotic hand that brushes mine on its way to my wallet? It wants neopoints, yes, but more than that. It is the Lever of Doom, so they say. Me, I prefer to call it the Lever of Brilliance.

by catfan131

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A Sapling Branch
"It's nothing personal," Maya said with a shrug of her shoulders as she swung a twig in a high arc. "It's just something new. You should be excited for me, if you even can."

by aurorapearl

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UsukiCon Planning 101
Squees of joy fill the air. Neopets in brightly-coloured costumes flood the streets. Owners frantically check with the National Neopian to see how much they have to spend. Across Neopia, every Neopet with a sense of wonder in their heart knows that the 20th day of Hiding brings the most frenzied convention on the Neopian calendar – Usukicon.

by mollyscribbles

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Home at last
wooowww rude

by cyberpuppy33



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