Bare Your Fangs!

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     HA HA HA! YES! I'M HERE!

     Puny mortals, cower in fear! It's time...For vampires to shine!

     I am Lucifer Vamp. You may know me as the Cyber Vampire. Yes, I have been exposed to your world, but I couldn't be any more pleased to be worshipped and known amongst your kind!

     I am here to give my insight on certain species of Neopians. In honor of the spooky season, I am dedicating this analysis on the top 9 fang baring Neopets. From the lowly Lupe to the vicious Vampets, you will hear what I have to say about them. Being a vampire myself, it's only fitting that I do the honors.

     These are listed in no particular order, but I'm sure you will be able to tell my favorites when I talk about them.

          First off, we have the Werelupe. A vicious being that can only be seen under a full moon in the Haunted Woods. Very fitting for them, don't you think?

     These guys aren't your ordinary Lupes, they are more demanding of meat and bones than your average pet. They are more active at night, and can be heard howling from time to time. What's with Lupes and the howling?

     Some of the most famous Werelupes are the deranged Gnarfas and his master, the Werelupe King.

          Next is the Hissi. Another pet you don't want to cross. These have fangs by default, and they are very sharp! No one knows if they are venomous, but since you can have them as pets, I suppose they don't. I would remain cautious around Tyrannian and Darigan ones, though...Just in case. The Halloween Hissi also has sharp skull-fangs.

     Hissies can be seen on both land and in the sky! In my point of view, that makes them twice as deadly and even more sneaky!

          Halloween Buzzes, Kougras, and Kyrii, while not being vampires, fit in this category as well. The Buzz and Kyrii may look like a Werelupe wannabe, but they aren't afraid to show their fangs! They're not as obnoxious with howling as the Werelupes, but they may still try to act as them while it's the season.

     Kougras in general have sharp teeth, but the Halloween one has some of the sharper sets, like their Tyrannian counterpart. They can also fly and have razor sharp claws, so I wouldn't cross them if I were you.

          Now, who can deny the sharpness of Darigan fangs?

     Every pet that's painted this color grows sharp claws (or at least spikes) and fangs, with a creepy red-eyed stare as a bonus! Of course, their gaze isn't near as intimidating as mine; Their eyes don't glow.

     Some species, while not having visible teeth or a beak, still grow some sort of sharpness in their mouth, representing fangs. The Bruce and Chomby serve as such examples. Their bite is just as painful as a Grarrl or Krawk.

     I would advise that you not cross a Darigan pet; They are deadly, worse than Werelupes, and won't hesitate to strike you down. I know a few Darigans, myself, and they are very worthy of their statures. Of course, they wouldn't stoop so low to become someone's pet! Ha!

          Certain Tyrannian pets, such as the Lenny, Cybunny, and the previously mentioned Kougra, also have some wickedly sharp fangs. They could be as dangerous as a Darigan's as they keep them super sharp by chewing on rocks and tough meat. Some may say that being bit by one of these pets is similar to having a rock puncturing your skin.

     While some species have longer fangs than others, they are still able to cause damage if you do something foolish. These pets are more feral due to their prehistoric ways, so expect to become a target!

     One exception to this is my brother, Salazar. Being a Tyrannian Skeith, he may look fierce and tough, but he's really a classy guy who enjoys nothing more than sharing drinks with ones he deems worth his attention. Now that doesn't mean he won't defend himself if needed. He knows how to fight with class, but he's got serious skills in the battlefield!

          Wraiths, while not having solid fangs, are an enigma of their own. They are more ghostly in appearence, but still deadly. I've heard that they also have strong magical powers to protect themselves, and won't hesitate to use them.

     Some of the most intimidating wraiths are the Uni and Grarrl, the latter who possesses more physical power than magic, and they are NOT to be messed with! I've seen some of these from afar and they are some of the most powerful beings in the world.

     I have heard of a certain Darigan Kiko who gained control over an army of wraiths, and a couple of others who have even larger masses of them...I believe their armies were Wraithcon and Wraithcon X? I will have to keep an eye on them, heh...

     My lord Ba.Ron is also part wraith, but his wraithlike appearance came from his becoming a virus when entering the new world.

          My species, the Skeith, is known for their large mouths and sharp teeth. Naturally, we have sharp fangs to deal with our lust for meat! I, on the other hand, eat metal, since I live in Cyberspace. My sharp fangs and claws are sturdy enough to rip through the hardest steel, and I enjoy draining the energy out of useless machines. If a robot pet were to cross my path, they would most likely become my next meal. You've been warned.

          The Korbat has tiny fangs, but they still do the job. They are sharp enough to puncture tough fruit and drain the life out of unsuspecting targets. I like to think of them as mini vampires, and have grown close to one Korbat in particular. She's beautiful, strong, and such a good dancer...I could hold her forever. I never knew that fate would bring us together, but I'm glad it did.

          Lastly, the Vampets! My favorite of them all!

     These guys are my go-to for everything, and I enjoy each and every one of them!

     The Vampets are Halloween-painted pets that represent vampires in some shape or form. To be specific, the Blumaroo, Chomby, Cybunny, Gelert, Grarrl, Jetsam, Meerca, Pteri, and Tuskaninny (although this one is only somewhat vampire-like).

     Other Vampets include Count Von Roo and Hubrid Nox, although they're NO ONE'S pet, rather famous entities that exist in your world. Yes, I've done my research on them too. If I hear "vampire", I'm eager to hear more!

          Now that you've heard my thoughts on these FANGtastic species and colors, why don't you get one of your very own, hm? Skeiths are able to be created by default, and while painting can be expensive, you may have excellent luck with getting a Darigan with the paint brush being in the Hidden Tower, heh.

     And while you're at it, give me a fresh cup of oil and a piece of machinery. I'm craving some good energy right now.

     My fangs and claws will thank you.

     HA HA HA HA HA HA!