A Second Slice Of The Bookstore Book Reviews

Hey, why is there a clump of hay rolling across the room?

Anyhow, you may have noticed that my fun-loving news partner, CT, is nowhere in sight, and is missing all of the excitement! Unfortunately, while me and her were on a perilous quest to discover an ancient book that we were planning to review, an army of Meepits suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and took her away! She is presumed a Meepit, and will not be participating in The Bookstore Book Reviews any longer. =cries= IT'S SO SAD! WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE TAKEN ME?! WHY?!

Okay, let's get straight-to-the-point before I bore you all to death. Wait, I've already done that. =slams head against wall=

Have you ALREADY finished reading all of those stupid books that we reviewed in the 1st edition of The Bookstore Book Reviews? If so, I commend you. Oh, and you're a book freak. But if you're still craving MORE books, take a peek at this week's list, and read my fabulous reviews and advice!

Goodbye Mel: Yes, goodbye, I'll miss you! =pushes= NOW LEAVE!!!

Quiggle Art: Wow, those eaten tongues are what I'd definitely call masterpieces!

Mynci Book Of World Records: Weird, there were only 2 pages with records. The rest were just blank.

Grundo Food: I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK!

Kiko Food: OKAY, THAT'S IT! SOMEONE GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL!

Aisha: Oh my gosh, I like swear, I had like no clue that like Aishas had like four ears! I swear, I didn't…like…

Speak Moehog: Surprisingly, this book was quite interesting. What didn't surprise me was that this book was written by a deaf Meerca.

A Day At The Races: You're telling me that RED Poogles are actually racing, and have been wearing Blue Poogle costumes all along?! OH, SHUT UP!

101 Negg Recipes: In other words: A Cheater's Guide To The Cooking Pot.

2 Much 2 Soon: A Story Of Twins: Will those twins EVER stop writing in chatspeak?! I have a dying suspicion that they were the ones who thought up of the title…

My First Book: Congrats! Your first book only carries a cover!

Secrets From The Money Tree: Urgh, what a cheap rip-off from my article, "Money Tree 101"!

Basic Mathematics: An excerpt from the book: "1+1=0." Riiiight….

Map Reading: YOU MEAN I SPENT 200,000NP FOR THE SECRET LABORATORY MAP WHEN IT WAS IN THIS BOOK ALL ALONG?!

Tuskaninny Grooming: Wow! I didn't know that your pet's fur could make an actual home for your petpet!

Ruling The Universe: Somehow, my instincts just can't trust this Slothy dude…

Little Timmy's Story: …so I like decided to play Cheat! one day…

Advert Attack Guide Book: Wow, this book was really simple! There was only one instruction: slaughter your mouse!

Unhappy Tails: Woah, I did NOT know tails had emotions! Hehe, I guess I better start taking care of them…=shifty eyes=

A Maraquan Menu: Uh--yeah, could I have a piece of that old-looking statue over there? Oh, and while you're at it, could you give me some of that rotten seaweed?

Empower A Tail: Wow, reading this book was truly an experience. Wait, uh-oh, it actually was! AAAHHHH! =a Kougra's tail tries to smack Blub in the face=

Kayla's Spellbook: =scoffs= What a Kauvara wannabe!

Edna: …is ugly.

Cenanit Ragamans: Yep, I completely understood everything about this book! Hehe, yep, yep, yuppers!

Dr_Death's Biography: Huh--Poor Dr_Death seems more of a biography then this.

Kiko Boo Boos: This has got to be a joke!

A Day In The Life Of King Roo: =yawns= How boring! All it said was: "Roll the dice, roll the dice, roll the dice…"

JubJub Hair Styling: Awww, that JubJub is so adorable!! =slaps self= BLUB, SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

Famous Moehogs: Heh, that's something you don't see everyday…

Happy Feet: Is it just me, or am I the only one who's growing suspicious of the author who does these stories…

Mynci Dance: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry……

Mynci Banana Book: Mmmm…that sure tasted good. OH, I MEAN, I SURE READ GOOD!

Dental Care: This was quite educational for… =gulps= me…

Mynci Wiggling Eyes Book: EEEEKKK! THEY'RE ALIVE!

One Bad Bruce: Yeah, throwing a piece of a dung at someone's head, then immediately apologizing and licking it off is sure BAD!

The Complete History Of Wockies: Hehe, this book doesn't exist! =tries to stuff the gigantic, humongous, fat, amazingly wide book in a closet=

Super Fashion Playmate Handbook: For some reason, the word playmate doesn't sound right…

Growing For Beginners: Um--I still don't understand what exactly I'm trying to grow!

Which Brush?: Well THAT brush of course!

Nimmo Anger Management: Ooh, how deliciously evil!

The Lost Kau: For some reason, Kaus always seem lost.

Catch It If You Can: You want me to catch that tongue? Look honey, ya got 43 muscles in that baby. CATCH IT YOURSELF!

Where's My Mummy?: I'm sorry sweetie, but there are no mummies in Neopia. Only owners.

Fashion For Krawks: Oh, those Krawks look so fabulously fetch!

Everything Eyrie: What's the point of having all those Eyrie books, when you have Everything Eyrie?!

Experimental Physics: All I can say is: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Squeaky Elephante Book: =baby voice= YAY! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

Tree Homes: Once upon a time, there was a fanatical Usul who was an absolute freak about trees…

Nuts, A Love Story: NUTS! I missed an appointment when reading this story!

Crazy About Quiggles: Something I'm not.

Cybunny Soap Opera: This book is totally right! Each day is a soap opera for Cybunnies!

Hold You Breath: Yeah, what are you trying to do? KILL ME?!

Hunting the Meerca Away: Okay Stonewolf, you can stop writing these stupid books now!

Mr X: Why doesn't this Mr. X person have a real name? Wait a minute…

Nune: The book was good and all, but who exactly is Nune?

Oopsy Daisy: Pun not intended.

Quiggle Workout: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry again…

Robin Lupe: What's next? The Asparagus Chias of the Rings? Weewoo Potter?

Ruffled Feathers: =whiny accent= OH MY GAWSH! IT'S LIKE A NIGHTMARE!

=sighs heavily= Okay, I'll admit it, I'm pooped from all these reviews! I just hope you're not pooped as well, and that you had fun reading this edition, even though my beloved news partner, CT, is gone.

Urgh--why is ANOTHER clump of hay rolling across the floor?! Seriously, this bookstore needs a way better janitorial service!

Yah, so blah-blah-blah, we're at the end of this article, and all I can say is BYE FROM BLUBBEH! Be on the lookout for the next edition of The Bookstore Book Reviews, coming soon to a newsstand near you (sorry for putting you through pain, Snowflake and all the readers). Now get out of here, before I have to take my "My First Book" and whack it against you!

Wait, that won't do much damage…

Author's Note: Thankies for reading my article and I hope you enjoyed it! Comments are DEFINITELY appreciated! BYE!