| Voice of the Neopian Pound |
Circulation: 177,384,884 |
Issue: 315 | 26th day of Collecting, Y9 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
"I've never even seen a fortune like this before! It says... it says that you are destined for DOOM!"
Halloween Bashes
We're here to show you the good, the bad, and the ugly—the parties to hit and the parties to miss. If you're lucky enough to receive exclusive invitations to any of Neopia's biggest Halloween bashes, still waiting on your empty mailbox or are planning to sneak into any of them, this is the guide for you! Plus... |
31 Ways to Celebrate
With Halloween approaching, many Neopets and their families may be looking for a unique way to celebrate the holiday in true Neopian style. If you are one of those who is not content with idle chatter when excitement is accessible, here are some fun suggestions for spending October 31st -- something for everyone... |
 | Being Evil: A Step-By-Step Guide
Want to be a well known Neopian, but find games really difficult? Or maybe everybody seems to look down at you on the boards? Have no fear! I am here to help you become... EVIL! *dun dun duuuun!!!* Everybody has the potential to be evil; using this guide can help you show it! Just follow the steps on this guide correctly... |
| Other Stories |
"Costumes" by jen4ever4ree
Donny the red Bori looked forlornly at his Toy Repair Shop. It had been decorated. Festive black and orange steamers hung from the rafters, pumpkins with gigantic smiles sat in the snow in all their orange glory, Halloween balloons were tethered to a post, and a large banner was draped... |
"Never Trust Your Siblings On Halloween" by rachelindea and nummy_yummy_stuff
On Halloween rachelindea and nummy_yummy_stuff The shadow Gelert put on her most innocent face and widest eyes. Then she clambered up into one of the chairs by the table and looked at Jess. "Please?" she said. She had decided at the last moment to put on the innocent smile... |
"The Sinister Stamp" by twocents
RAWR! I stomp my *cough* dainty *cough* I mean, ferocious and fearsome hooves of impending doom, sure to crush all of Neopian kind! Mwahaha! Or so I wish. *sigh* It is hard to be a scary creature sure to wreak unnatural fear upon unsuspecting Neopians when you are on a tiny piece of paper... |
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 The Mutant Prince: Part Four
He had tried without success to file down the grotesque black claws that had magically sprouted out of his shapely hands, but the curse had grown the claws back to full size within a mere hour...
by maipom |
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 A Haunted Path: Part One
He conjured the image of his adopted Aisha sister to mind. "Arabella was falsely enticed to go. She wouldn't have gone if..."
by ayame_23 |
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