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Circulation: 197,091,448 |
Issue: 962 | 17th day of Relaxing, Y24 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
“I’m…I’m finally me…I’m finally the me I see in the mirror!” they jumped up and down excitedly, rubbing their mane. “After all this time, I’m finally masculine-presenting - I…I’m finally a boy!” tears of joy and happiness streamed down his face as he continued hopping.
How to Make Your Neopet Look Queenly
Does your Neopet want to look graceful like Queen Fyora? Have you ever wondered why the same piece of fabric can look lovely on a Faerie but awkward on your Neopet? Fear not! After reading this article, you will know how to dress your Neopet in ways that bring out their best features. |
Some of Queen Fyora’s Fabulous Rarities
Well, today, in honour of the Fyora edition of the Neopian Times, we’ll be examining some of the most unique retired Hidden Tower items. These are things you can’t buy there anymore; they can only be bought from other Neopians for higher prices than what Fyora used to charge--- |
 | Beauty Contest Guide: The BC From A To Z
This article is part of a series on the Beauty Contest! If you’re looking to earn a shiny trophy for your pet’s lookup or get the Beauty Contest avatar, check out the article below as well as future NT articles. |
| Other Stories |
"During the Fall" by black_skull725
When Xandra turned the Faeries to stone, most of Neopia was keen on helping the Faeries return to normal. However, life within Faerieland was particularly chaotic without the Faeries. As there is a sizable Neopet population in Faerieland, they suddenly found themselves without a Queen and without the other Faeries. |
"The Distorted" by fallingdaybreak
In the hidden forest glade, Rei was beset with indecisiveness. They finally had free time, a luxury the brown Kau almost never had. Instead of a traditional Neopian home, Rei made their home into the trunk of a massive tree, hidden away from the rest of the world. From the hollowed-out windows, they could make out similarly sized trees in front of and beside them, belonging to other Neopets. |
"The Neocola Faerie" by spidey897
Everyone was loathe to admit it, but there were two kinds of dark faerie. The kind that cast hexes, and rehearsed curses, and definitely needed that Fuzzie Bear for target practice- and stop making that face or I'll turn you into a Mortog! You know, that kind of dark faerie. A normal one. Perfectly perfect at being dark and evil and brooding and such. |
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 | Faerieland Employment Agency
This week's issue is brought to you by: Faerieland Employment Agency
Every Neopet should have a job! It's a great way to earn Neopoints, and it also keeps them busy. The Faerieland Employment Agency will help you find the perfect job for your Neopet! |
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