Week One - Wednesday

League One

After Tuesday's battle against Billy Bob Fandango, Jimmy James came into today's match with The Black Widow hoping for more than a tie. However, as she proved against Snowflake, Black Widow is no pushover. In an unforgettable match, full of close plays and lead changes, Jimmy James emerged with a 7-5 victory. As Black Widow, Jimmy James and Billy Bob Fandango all vie for League One's second spot in The Knockout Round, this one's still up for grabs.

League Two

With a win against Cupcake under her belt, on Wednesday The Beader looked to establish herself as the favourite in League Two. In her first match she faced Dave Scorcheski, who was still smarting after his loss to The Molecule on Tuesday. It was a defensive struggle all the way, resulting in a hard-fought 2-2 tie. Later in the day, The Beader returned to form with a convincing 7-4 victory over The Molecule, who now has one win and two losses.

League Three

Having stumbled yesterday against C Dawg, The Big Spender scored a trio of victories on Wednesday. In his first match, Spender humiliated Sweets 8-0. Then, Spender feasted on a gourmet meal and changed into a new designer outfit before his match against Spazz, which he won handily 5-2. After having his favourite blanket delivered by carrier Pteri all the way from home, The Big Spender squeezed in a nap before barely beating The Oracle, 4-3.

League Four

After losing to Electric Blue Monkey and Mr. Insane, Cabbage Patch looked to get back in the race for League Four's second slot in The Knockout Round. C-Patch (as those of us in the know call her) got a good start Wednesday by generating enough offense to come away with a 7-4 victory against Viola. However, after a 4-2 loss to Level 3 Warrior all but ended her hopes of making it to Round Two, she still managed to suit up and pull out a 3-2 win over Super Dad.

League Five

Who's this mysterious drifter known as Mr. Q? Coming from out of nowhere, his three victories on Wednesday created quite a stir in the office. After a stunning 6-2 triumph over Mr. Black, who'd just scored an impressive 7-4 win against Pop Tart, Mr. Q upset the previously unbeaten Bye-Gon Jinx 7-3. But the biggest shocker had to be Q's amazing defeat of Pop Tart--trailing 5-0 with two minutes left, Mr. Q scored six unanswered goals to prevail 6-5. Unbelievable!

League Six

There were no League Six matches today.

League Seven

Looking to recover from Tuesday's 12-3 loss to J Boogie, Monitor Lizard entered the arena against Dom Dread, who had his eye on joining J in The Knockout Round. Thanks to some key mistakes by Dread and a bountiful advantage in Power-Ups, Monitor Lizard was able to keep things close until a late goal gave Dom the 4-3 win. In other action, J Boogie continued his winning ways with a 12-2 rout of Jasmine.