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Contest:
Short Story Jamboree


Inside the Mind of Bob
by frozen_fire_dragon

Year 3

1st Day of the Month of Sleeping.
It's a new year! Maybe the neopets will get tired of hitting me around. Maybe that special light in their heart will urge them to notice my pain...and that light will crawl in their minds and let them see how low my pride is right now.

2nd Day of the Month of Sleeping.
If any light shined in their hearts...it wasn't very bright.

31st Day of the Month of Sleeping.
A Lupe ripped my arm off to day. I tried to reach down and grab it so I could slap him with it, but I am physically incapable of movement.

18th Day of the Month of Awakening.
I'm not sure if it was because of those three new battledome moves Chias got today, or because they were all training like crazy in the academy, but the place was full of Chias! One after another, a Chia would come in and kick me around for about an hour, then another one, and another...or maybe I was hallucinating. I'm sure being beaten up every day isn't good for ones mental sanity.

1st Day of the Month or Running.
Not that I love this job but I suppose I’m getting used to it. It’s fun to see the look one pet’s faces when they notice just how long it’ll take to totally defeat me. Maybe I’m not so defenseless after all! Besides, I get people a cool shiny trophy when they do beat me, so at least my job isn’t too negative!

29th Day of the Month of Running.
I hate this job! I hate it! I hate it with a passion!

14th Day of the Month of Hunting.
Ok, I talked to my therapist, which barely help much since he just came visited me to beat me to a pulp, but I think my issues with this job may have been settled. He said, “Don’t be bothered by the kicking and punching of others” -he accidently tore one of my legs off at this moment- “just think of it as them saying hello in a more powerful fashion...besides, it's not like you get hurt when you’re hit” He smiled, and knocked me clear out of the battledome. Maybe I can’t be hurt physically, but my pride was just cut up into itsy bitsy pieces and given to the money tree to give away.

2nd Day of the Month of Eating.
Well, this book has really helped me calm my nerves the last four months. I think that I should be able to handle this job for at least a few more years...but just for a bit of spice I've invited my twin PunchBag Sid to help me out. I can't wait to see those tiny little helpless neopets face his wrath! Muwahahaha!

-PunchBag Bob (a.k.a A Spilt Bucket of Dignity)




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