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Contest:
Short Story Jamboree


Keeping The Peace
by t9brussk

There are three basic rules of thumb when attempting to "keep the peace". Always be kind to everyone around you, never jump to conclusions, and most importantly, when all else fails, use nuclear weapons to solve your problems.

1. Being kind
Being kind to everyone is no easy task. However, with proper training, it is quite easy, and the rewards are great. For example, you accidentally ran into someone on the sidewalk. Yelling at them and threatening to kill all their loved ones is NOT considered to be kind. However, saying you're sorry and asking/begging for forgiveness, is.

2. Don't jump to conclusions
Jumping to conclusions has never helped anyone. For example, when everyone jumped to the conclusion that maraqua was gone forever, ah, what a suprise it was to them to see they were wrong. Another example. If missiles are flying towards your home labelled Meridell, do not assume that Meridell is the cause of the missiles. It could in fact be your neighbor who sent the missiles, but they simply labelled the missiles as Meridell property.

3. Nuclear war
Unfortunately, being kind does not always work. If a certain city, country, or anything else refuses to come to peaceful terms with the rest of the world, simply blow them up, and you are rid of the problem.

Follow these three basic rules, and you will be well on your way to peace!




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